Apple charges disciples 300 bucks

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Every disciple faithfully conceding the new apple tax gets a free Apple bible, a golden self-adulation. Second class disciples who only pay 200 bucks get a smaller edition (and maybe a warning that their status may be subjected to stagnation).

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Apple Launches New Designed By Apple In California Book - Geeky Gadgets
 
Every disciple faithfully conceding the new apple tax gets a free Apple bible, a golden self-adulation. Second class disciples who only pay 200 bucks get a smaller edition (and maybe a warning that their status may be subjected to stagnation).

apple-book-1.jpg


Apple Launches New Designed By Apple In California Book - Geeky Gadgets

Will they include pictures of the products they stole their designs from? This is the Apple mouse, stolen from the Xerox mouse. This is the Apple iPod, stolen from the Creative Labs Diamond Rio. This is the iPhone, stolen from the HP iPaq. This is the iPad, stolen from the Toshiba e-tablet...
 
Every disciple faithfully conceding the new apple tax gets a free Apple bible, a golden self-adulation. Second class disciples who only pay 200 bucks get a smaller edition (and maybe a warning that their status may be subjected to stagnation).

apple-book-1.jpg


Apple Launches New Designed By Apple In California Book - Geeky Gadgets

Will they include pictures of the products they stole their designs from? This is the Apple mouse, stolen from the Xerox mouse. This is the Apple iPod, stolen from the Creative Labs Diamond Rio. This is the iPhone, stolen from the HP iPaq. This is the iPad, stolen from the Toshiba e-tablet...
And these...

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Wow, they are really selling a book of pictures of their products for 200 bucks?

That is insane.
Yes and they wouldn´t do it if they expect it to be a failure...
That depends on how you define 'failure.'

I highly doubt that Apple plans on selling this in any kind of real numbers or to make any money with it. More likely this is just a publicity item and something for collectors.
 
Wow, they are really selling a book of pictures of their products for 200 bucks?

That is insane.
Yes and they wouldn´t do it if they expect it to be a failure...
That depends on how you define 'failure.'

I highly doubt that Apple plans on selling this in any kind of real numbers or to make any money with it. More likely this is just a publicity item and something for collectors.
"Collectors":

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Wow, they are really selling a book of pictures of their products for 200 bucks?

That is insane.
Yes and they wouldn´t do it if they expect it to be a failure...
That depends on how you define 'failure.'

I highly doubt that Apple plans on selling this in any kind of real numbers or to make any money with it. More likely this is just a publicity item and something for collectors.
"Collectors":

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Yes, collectors.

What do you expect collectors to look like?
 
Wow, they are really selling a book of pictures of their products for 200 bucks?

That is insane.
Yes and they wouldn´t do it if they expect it to be a failure...
That depends on how you define 'failure.'

I highly doubt that Apple plans on selling this in any kind of real numbers or to make any money with it. More likely this is just a publicity item and something for collectors.
"Collectors":

79bf804d145937158e0ee5639ed108bb


article-2424194-1BE2F8AA000005DC-929_634x634.jpg
Yes, collectors.

What do you expect collectors to look like?
Disciples.
 
And this is different than someone who defends M$ at any cost?
Defend?

What does this have to do with defending? It has to do with a truly asinine product and the outrageous price that they have placed on it.
We give Blei shit for appearing to give not only Microsoft a constant pass no matter what but also for his Putin and the Russian Federation can do no wrong, the US can do no right stance........ :D
 
And this is different than someone who defends M$ at any cost?
Defend?

What does this have to do with defending? It has to do with a truly asinine product and the outrageous price that they have placed on it.
We give Blei shit for appearing to give not only Microsoft a constant pass no matter what but also for his Putin and the Russian Federation can do no wrong, the US can do no right stance........ :D
Seagal is now a Russian :D

However, with Trump there is hope that there will be things I actually can support.
 
And this is different than someone who defends M$ at any cost?
Defend?

What does this have to do with defending? It has to do with a truly asinine product and the outrageous price that they have placed on it.
We give Blei shit for appearing to give not only Microsoft a constant pass no matter what but also for his Putin and the Russian Federation can do no wrong, the US can do no right stance........ :D
Seagal is now a Russian :D

However, with Trump there is hope that there will be things I actually can support.
Allow the Russian mafia to control the state? :dunno:
 
And this is different than someone who defends M$ at any cost?
Defend?

What does this have to do with defending? It has to do with a truly asinine product and the outrageous price that they have placed on it.
We give Blei shit for appearing to give not only Microsoft a constant pass no matter what but also for his Putin and the Russian Federation can do no wrong, the US can do no right stance........ :D
Seagal is now a Russian :D

However, with Trump there is hope that there will be things I actually can support.
Allow the Russian mafia to control the state? :dunno:
If Trump does what he announced, the things will improve in America and everywhere.
 
And this is different than someone who defends M$ at any cost?
Defend?

What does this have to do with defending? It has to do with a truly asinine product and the outrageous price that they have placed on it.
We give Blei shit for appearing to give not only Microsoft a constant pass no matter what but also for his Putin and the Russian Federation can do no wrong, the US can do no right stance........ :D
Seagal is now a Russian :D

However, with Trump there is hope that there will be things I actually can support.
Allow the Russian mafia to control the state? :dunno:
If Trump does what he announced, the things will improve in America and everywhere.
Hope springs eternal....... :eusa_whistle:
 

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