Anything Goes Humor

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    true story. why is our water bill so high.......answer??

     
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    These reminded me of a cat I had growing up. He was a Siamese, and just a bit 'special'. He would sit on the toilet, but go in the garbage can next to it....and he was always so proud of himself for doing it. :lol:
     
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    Pan

    I'm a big fan of turquoise and sapphire and like the fantasy-realm 'beauty-centric' fictional characters Mara (a water-nymph involved in terrorism intrigue from the 1980s paramilitary fantasy-adventure series G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero) and Tiger Lily (character from Barrie's fantasy-land Peter Pan adaptation Pan, portrayed by Rooney Mara), since they both come in that color.

    What I need is a 'sapphire doll' to marry maybe.

    Welcome to the Virtual Age (where really nothing is sarcastic)!


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    MARA: I'm a fan of the modern sitcoms Modern Family and 2 Broke Girls.
    LILY: I like Sea Hunt.
    MARA: Do you think mermaids have Internet?
    LILY: Why? Are some looking to become 'mail-order-brides'?
    MARA: Why not? WiFi makes anything possible...
    LILY: Why not just get a vibrator?
    MARA: I prefer swimming.
    LILY: Maybe Peter Pan will marry you.
    MARA: Does he have Netflix?

    ====

    wedding2.jpg

    pan-01.jpg
     

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