Willie was the chemist's son.
Willie is no more.
What Willie thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.
(Figured I'd throw some geek humor in).
Willie is no more.
What Willie thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.
(Figured I'd throw some geek humor in).
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Iceweasel
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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE -- PART I
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What' s the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
sensitive, caring,and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo"
What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"!
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, "BINGO"!
A man slides next to a Mexican at the bar, then whispers if he would like a blowjob. The Mexican goes off and beats the crap out of him. Some guys come over and ask what's up. The Mexican answers "I dunno, something about getting a job".
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What' s the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
sensitive, caring,and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo"
What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"!
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, "BINGO"!
A man slides next to a Mexican at the bar, then whispers if he would like a blowjob. The Mexican goes off and beats the crap out of him. Some guys come over and ask what's up. The Mexican answers "I dunno, something about getting a job".
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