Discussion in 'Middle East - General' started by nosarcasm, Feb 25, 2006.
Here are some of my apologies ....
Sorry we lost the Crusades
Sorry we didn't convert you all to Christianity and introduced you to things like bathing on a regular basis
Sorry Bush didn't really take all your oil for his Haliburton buddies, at least then it would be in AMERICAN hands
Sorry that there aren't any flea collars in your size
Sorry that Mohammed didn't die in childbirth
Sorry that we taught you science and math so that you can use that knowledge to kill us
Sorry that the United Nations didn't take all the land in the Middle East for the state of Israel and moved your sorry brown asses to Antarctica
Sorry that Hitler took it out on the Jews instead of you
Sorry we have to share the same planet with you swine
Sorry there aren't more bomb belts for the likes of idiots like you
Sorry that God saw fit to put oil under that litter box you call the Middle East and then didn't see fit to give American oil companies the sense to not teach you how to get it out of the ground
Sorry that Abraham allowed Ishmael to live long enough to produce offspring
Sorry that we don't send the whole sorry lot of you back to where you belong
And finally, sorry someone doesn't do this to Mecca during the hajj .....
and here's wishing that all those 72 virgins waiting for you in paradise have dicks
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