Annual Seniors test.

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  1. SFC Ollie
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    > It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
    > Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow
    > older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose
    > it!
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    > Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last
    > test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may
    > have difficulty. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing
    > it or not.
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    > The spaces below each question are so you don't see the answers until you've
    > made your own answer.
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    > OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
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    > 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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    > Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else..
    > Try not to hurt yourself.

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    > If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
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    > 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
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    > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next
    > question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
    > yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
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    > However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
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    > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue
    > bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made
    > from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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    > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why
    > are you still reading these???

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    > If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
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    > 4 Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
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    > Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus.
    > In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
    > In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
    > In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
    > In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
    > In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
    > You then arrive at Milford Haven ..
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    > Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?
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    > Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
    > Don't you remember your own age?

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    > It was YOU driving the bus!!
     
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    Baby cows drink milk.
     
  3. SFC Ollie
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    Got that one wrong eh? And besides, that would be a calf.
     

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