Ancient proverb that every man should live by

[xotoxi]

He who put hisself away too hastily after urination, will have wet undergarment.

 

[Sherry]

Shake it more than twice and you're playing with it.

 

[Sheldon]

Condoms are for pussies.

 

[dilloduck]

Condoms are for pussies.

not always

 

[Blagger]

Condoms are for pussies.

What did the penis say to the condom?

'Cover me, I'm going in.'


Sorry.

 

[xotoxi]

Condoms are for pussies.

not always

Sometimes they are for assholes and bigmouths.

 

[Sheldon]

That dress NEVER makes her look fat.

Her boobs NEVER look lopsided in that picture.

 

[ekrem]

He who put hisself away too hastily after urination, will have wet undergarment.

If no alcohol is involved, I think, that men handle toilet-thing cleanly.