Onion Poll Violence against American troops in Iraq surged last week, with attacks killing dozens. What do you think? Geraldine Bates Telemarketer "All I know is, if the Iraqis had invaded our country, we'd be acting a lot nicer to them than they are to us." Molly Chandler Dental Hygienist "My cousin is in the Army, and he said that the Iraqis want us there. So I can't really figure out why they shot him." Arthur Serra Pharmacist "I wish the media were more conservative, so we wouldn't have to hear about these things." Nicholas Hoyt CFO "In concentrating on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction, we forgot about their weapons of one teeny little bit of destruction at a time." Brian Purdey Student "Why would the Iraqis bomb their own country? That's like shitting in your kitchen sinkgood for emergencies, but not a great idea overall." Frank Demoss Systems Analyst "The G.I. deaths are tragic and alarming, but the fact that even more Iraqis are dying should provide some consolation."