Amish Mullets steal Beards by order of Mullet

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    Hair-cutting assaults, breakaway sect put glare on Amish community in Ohio - The Washington Post

    what a hairy mass, eh, mess.
     
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    How dreadlock! Luckily there were no bangs.
     
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    the now beardless victims were all named Shaun.
     
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    I heard about this.....these guys break in and cut your beard for you and feel they're punishing you. I think looking at these guys a shave would be an improvement....but you can only polish a horse-dung so much....it's still poop.
     
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    there will be hell toupet for the mullets.
     
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    Amish the days when these people didn't participate in these hair-brained schemes.
     
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    barbarians. :evil:
     
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    They should be severely tonsured, but a liberal jury will probably under cut the prosecution.
     
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    Don't you mean furhairians?

    They should be "lock"ed up and severely touseled by law enforcement.
     
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