Alcohol Knowledge Test

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  1. Shattered
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    This is scary, since I rarely drink...

    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176

    Bourbon
    Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (83), and liquor (95).
    Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.



    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 24% on proof

    You scored higher than 40% on beer index

    You scored higher than 61% on wine index

    You scored higher than 68% on liquor index

    If you liked my test, send it to your friends!
     
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    Bourbon
    Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (50), and liquor (86).
    Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.




    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 19% on proof

    You scored higher than 64% on beer index

    You scored higher than 51% on wine index

    You scored higher than 68% on liquor index


    Which is very strange for me since I never was a big drinker nor am I now, and on the rare occasion when I do it's usually a light wine or a fruity drink with Rum, like a Bay Breeze. And I have no hankering for any type of hard liquior.
     
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    Hilarious! I almost NEVER drink! A small mixed drink will have me talking and talking and talking until I just somehow fall asleep. :blah2: :sleep:

    Bourbon
    Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (83), and liquor (69).
    Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.




    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 19% on proof

    You scored higher than 48% on beer index

    You scored higher than 70% on wine index

    You scored higher than 55% on liquor index
     
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    Same here.. Occasionally a beer, sometimes a couple shots (of mild stuff).. Mostly, floofy drinks...
     
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    <TD align=middle><FONT size=5><B>Bourbon</B></FONT><BR>Congratulations! You're 102 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (33), and liquor (78). </TD></TR>
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    <TD>Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. </TD></TR>
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    <TD><SPAN id=comparisonarea>My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people <I>your age and gender</I>:
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    <TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>9%</B> on <B>proof</B></TD></TR>
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    <TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>83%</B> on <B>beer index</B></TD></TR>
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    <TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>58%</B> on <B>wine index</B></TD></TR>
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    <TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>73%</B> on <B>liquor index</B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176'>The Alcohol Knowledge Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14674075597740859281'>hoppersplit</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3'>32-Type Dating Test</a></td></tr></table>
     
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    Umm. Bon.. can you fix my typo? I tried, but it didn't take.
     
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    The only time I ever drank hard liquior was Taqeula and I got so sick it completely turned me off to the hard stuff. I can do shots if their sweet, and come from a test tube..
    Im just a wuss :)
     
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    What typo??
     
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    In the main subject like... Alcohol is misspelled...
     
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    Oh... Nah I'll just leave it like that.. jk Ill see what I can do
     

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