This is scary, since I rarely drink... http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176 Bourbon Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (83), and liquor (95). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 24% on proof You scored higher than 40% on beer index You scored higher than 61% on wine index You scored higher than 68% on liquor index If you liked my test, send it to your friends!