Says Job of Destroying U.S. Economy Now in Congresss Hands -- The Borowitz Report
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)The international terror group known as Al Qaeda announced its dissolution today, saying that our mission of destroying the American economy is now in the capable hands of the U.S. Congress.
In an official statement published on the groups website, the current leader of Al Qaeda said that Congresss conduct during the so-called fiscal-cliff showdown convinced the terrorists that they had been outdone.
Weve been working overtime trying to come up with ways to terrorize the American people and wreck their economy, said the statement from Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri. But even we couldnt come up with something like this.
Read more ....Al Qaeda Defers to U.S. Congress : The New Yorker
My Comment: The President/U.S. Senate/House of Representatives .... it is easy to blame this collection of politicians for our economic mess .... but the real blame belongs here.
If I'm not mistaken, the New Yorker isn't exactly known as a stanchion of Republican policies and views. At first I chuckled over this thinking it to be like a Duffel Blog piece. Then I realized the serious side of it. Why do we need foreign enemies with the politicians we have here at home?