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    Let's get away from these intrusive X-ray screening machines and the pat down searches. There is a much easier way to get good security at the airport. I call it the "Pork Sandwich" test. Give every passenger a pork sandwich. If they refuse to eat it, strip search 'em. Works for me.:lol:
     
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    Hmm..so Jews and Muslims get a strip search and everyone else gets a pass?

    I got a better idea.

    Just ask the question.."Do you believe in a higher power?"

    Yes=strip search.
     
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    I just flew back from Santiago de Chile and the only person that wanted to grab my dick was a stewardess.
    Enjoy your prison..............you numb idiots.
     
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    It'd probably be easier just to hand out tasty crispy pieces of bacon.
     
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    That is discrimination against vegetarians.
     
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    And it makes up for the meals that the airlines no longer serve.
     
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    Mmmm, Bacon!
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    Is that what they were? I always wondered. :lol:
     

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