Airport chaos erupts as new Hunter Biden paintings arrive.

[Ray9]

In a scene reminiscent of a Christmas shopping rush in the US, people climbed all over an Airforce cargo plane containing Hunter Biden's newest straw blowing creations. All wanted to be the first to possess the incredible new art. Pandemonium ensued as people fought to be the first to get the priceless paintings.

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Hunter Biden’s artwork is actually good and will be worth a lot, experts say

This will help stroke his ego! Scandal-tarnished first son Hunter Biden’s newfound career as a painter may actually prove to be a success — as experts say his artwork is impressive and …

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[odanny]

I've already requested an advance from my retirement savings to use as a down payment on one of his masterpieces.

 

[Auld Phart]

Save your retirement.


Just go to a local PTA meeting, and have one of the younguns in kindergarten do a painting for you.

Just as pretty as his work.

 

[BULLDOG]

Save your retirement.


Just go to a local PTA meeting, and have one of the younguns in kindergarten do a painting for you.

Just as pretty as his work.

If you don't like his art work, nobody is going to make you buy it or even look at it. Problem solved

 

[Biff_Poindexter]

I fear Hunter's paintings may be the final straw that causes our country to collapse....

How can we stop this?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Save your retirement.


Just go to a local PTA meeting, and have one of the younguns in kindergarten do a painting for you.

Just as pretty as his work.

Who needs a kindergartner? I'm going to be a famous artist.

 

[Ray9]

I fear Hunter's paintings may be the final straw that causes our country to collapse....

How can we stop this?

You may want to explain that pun to some on this board.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Actually, I just took a look at some of his pieces for the first time and, as someone who has owned a small gallery and sold art, I find that there is merit in his work. I hate to admit it because he is, in every sense, a reprehensible demon. I personally would never buy his art because I despise him and want only to see him in hell where he belongs, but if he was anybody else and I had the money, I might be tempted.

Now excuse me while I go and gargle some bleach to get that horrible taste out of my mouth.

 

[Biff_Poindexter]

You may want to explain that pun to some on this board.

Nothing to explain....

These paintings along with Hunter's laptop is one of the leading factors that enabled the Taliban to retake Afghanistan....

 

[odanny]

I just put my down payment on one of his better works, it's called "Tripping" and the straw blower had special cylindrical grooves and knurling, which was later accidentally destroyed, making this work an extremely limited edition. Since I'm sure its value will appreciate before I retire, I do not mind spending six figures on this amazing work of art.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I'd rather buy a John Wayne Gacy painting....well they're both pederasts so nevermind

 

[two_iron]

I just put my down payment on one of his better works, it's called "Tripping" and the straw blower had special cylindrical grooves and knurling, which was later accidentally destroyed, making this work an extremely limited edition. Since I'm sure its value will appreciate before I retire, I do not mind spending six figures on this amazing work of art.

You're not fooling anyone... obviously, to you, the painting represents a dog licking its boner and you just don't want to admit it.... which is understandable.

I hope you lose your entire life savings ($1400?) on it.

 

[DrLove]

Actually, I just took a look at some of his pieces for the first time and, as someone who has owned a small gallery and sold art, I find that there is merit in his work. I hate to admit it because he is, in every sense, a reprehensible demon. I personally would never buy his art because I despise him and want only to see him in hell where he belongs, but if he was anybody else and I had the money, I might be tempted.

Now excuse me while I go and gargle some bleach to get that horrible taste out of my mouth.

We all encourage you to gargle - AND swallow!

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

We all encourage you to gargle - AND swallow!

Awwwwww, thanks! I didn't know you gave a shit.

 

[Likkmee]

I fear Hunter's paintings may be the final straw that causes our country to collapse....

How can we stop this?

I want one just so I can scrape a lil paint off and take a snort.
Might be some really good shit man.

 

[DrLove]

You're not fooling anyone... obviously, to you, the painting represents a dog licking its boner and you just don't want to admit it.... which is understandable.

I hope you lose your entire life savings ($1400?) on it.

Hmm .. I see Matty Gaetz trafficking high school girls.
Well, that’s art!