I was searching for line drawings of Army helicopters and somehow this garbage came up in the results. I clicked on the page and found that it is an extensive rambling from the demented, drug-fuzzed mind of none other than that icon of leftism - Abbie Hoffman. I spent a little time reading his garbage and got rather tickled. My humor turned to amazement that so many Americans were sufficiently stupid to hold this jackass up as some sort of hero. But then I got to thinking - the same type of folks are supporting kerry today, so the more things change, the more they stay the same. Actually, I'm pretty amazed that the Democrats didn't dig him up and put him on display during their convention. Anyway, if you're up for an insight into a truly bizarre and demented mind, here's the link: http://www.tenant.net/Community/steal/steal.html And here's just a little teaser: +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ At large take-out stands you can say you or your brother just picked up an order of fifteen hamburgers or a bucket of chicken, and got shorted. We have never seen or heard of anybody getting turned down using this method. If you want to get into a grand food heist from take-out stands, you can work the following nervy bit: from a pay phone, place an order from a large delivery restaurant. Have the order sent to a nearby apartment house. Wait a few minutes in the booth after you've hung up, as they sometimes call back to confirm the order. When the delivery man goes into the apartment house to deliver the order, you can swipe the remaining orders that are still in his truck. In fancy sit-down restaurants, you can order a large meal and halfway through the main course, take a little dead cockroach or a piece of glass out of your pocket and place it deftly on the plate. Jump up astonished and summon the headwaiter. "Never have I been so insulted. I could have been poisoned" you scream slapping down the napkin. You can refuse to pay and leave, or let the waiter talk you into having a brand new meal on the house for this terrible inconvenience. In restaurants where you pay at the door just before leaving, there are a number of free-loading tricks that can be utilized. After you've eaten a full meal and gotten the check, go into the restroom. When you come out go to the counter or another section of the restaurant and order coffee and pie. Now you have two bills. Simply pay the cheaper one when you leave the place. This can be worked with a friend in the following way. Sit next to each other at the counter. He should order a big meal and you a cup of coffee. Pretend you don't know each other. When he leaves, he takes your check and leaves the one for the large meal on the counter. After he has paid the cashier and left the restaurant, you pick up the large check, and then go into the astonishment routine, complaining that somebody took the wrong check. You end up only paying for your coffee. Later, meet your partner and reverse the roles in another place.