A Redneck Love Poem

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    A Redneck Love Poem



    Susie Lee done fell in love,
    she planned to marry Joe.
    She was so happy 'bout it all,
    she told her pappy so.

    Pappy told her, Susie gal,
    you'll have to find another.
    I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,
    but Joe is yo' half brother.

    So Susie put aside her Joe
    and planned to marry will.
    But after telling pappy this,
    he said, 'there's trouble still.'

    You sho can't marry Will, my gal,
    and please don't tell yo' mother.
    But Will and Joe, and several mo'
    I know is yo' half brother.

    But mama knew and said, my child,
    just do what makes yo' happy.
    Marry Will or marry Joe;
    you ain't no kin to pappy.
     
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    If whites really did partake in insestual behaviour would they not look more alike as do the Africans, Hispanics and Asians?
     
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    I'd imagine that the Africans, Hispanics (true "Hispanics" are white, incidentally), and Asians perceive whites as looking alike to the same extent that they're perceived as looking alike by whites.
     
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    There is no such thing as race. We keep beating this horse into a French steak. It does not really exist.

    We all climbed down from the same fucking tree.

    This is all about status, money, power, and yes, yes, PC self righteous perennial victiumhood.

    It is a mirage mankind keeps beating to death.
     
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    Incest is a family value, too.

    And incest, much like charity, begins at home.
     
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    The people on this board are getting pretty bad when a simple JOKE poem has to be psychoanalyzed and dissected to bits by zealots.

    The intent was to give you a laugh... that's why it's in "humor"... :eusa_eh:
     
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    We're deep here, pale. Real deep. :lol:
     
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    Evidently for some... and they tell me I'm the one that needs to get a sense of humor... ppphht... :cuckoo:

    By the way, congrats on the big thirty thou bro... :D
     
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    spymaster I am Phan!

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    I'm not so deep as to pass up a good joke, though. :eusa_shhh: Don't tell anyone. :tongue:
     

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