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    A moderator walked into a bar with a monkey sticking out of their ass...


    ...and nobody gave two shits but the...




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    ...and nobody gave two shits but the...

    but the beautiful vixen at the back of the room with the flame thrower in her hands. She walked up to the moderator and said...
     
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    Poor monkey. Who could have done this to you?
     
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    She said, "That DevNell guy is about as funny as a kerosene colonic."

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    we know have two versions going on because somebvody is unclear on a few concepts. no matter, we can handle it. maybe we'll get to combine the two at some point. now that be entertaining.
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    A moderator walked into a bar with a monkey sticking out of their ass...and nobody gave two shits but the...beautiful vixen at the back of the room with the flame thrower in her hands. She walked up to the moderator and said..."That DevNell guy is about as funny as a kerosene colonic." To which the monkey replied..."hey that ain't what you said last night after..."
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    A moderator walked into a bar with a monkey sticking out of their ass...and nobody gave two shits but the...beautiful vixen at the back of the room with the flame thrower in her hands. She walked up to the moderator and said..."Poor monkey. Who could have done this to you?"...

    as she sprayed the monkey's ass full of kerosene. You see the beautiful vixen (who may or may not have been a moderator in disquise) had mistaken the monkey's ass for a denizen of the cybertown of USMESSYBOARD where all the...

     
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    I don't get it.
     
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    A moderator walked into a bar with a monkey sticking out of their ass...and nobody gave two shits but the...beautiful vixen at the back of the room with the flame thrower in her hands. She walked up to the moderator and said..."Poor monkey. Who could have done this to you?"...

    as she sprayed the monkey's ass full of kerosene. You see the beautiful vixen (who may or may not have been a moderator in disquise) had mistaken the monkey's ass for a denizen of the cybertown of USMESSYBOARD where all the...where all the bass players were part time itchy ass scratchers waiting to be discovered by...
     
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    A moderator walked into a bar with a monkey sticking out of their ass...and nobody gave two shits but the...beautiful vixen at the back of the room with the flame thrower in her hands. She walked up to the moderator and said..."That DevNell guy is about as funny as a kerosene colonic." To which the monkey replied..."hey that ain't what you said last night after..." we tripped the light fandango to the music of Jethro Tull while doing...
     
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    A moderator walked into a bar with a monkey sticking out of their ass...and nobody gave two shits but the...beautiful vixen at the back of the room with the flame thrower in her hands. She walked up to the moderator and said..."Poor monkey. Who could have done this to you?"...as she sprayed the monkey's ass full of kerosene. It was just at that moment that the one armed guy with the parrot on his shoulder walked in.
     
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    A moderator walked into a bar with a monkey sticking out of their ass...and nobody gave two shits but the...beautiful vixen at the back of the room with the flame thrower in her hands. She walked up to the moderator and said..."Poor monkey. Who could have done this to you?"...as she sprayed the monkey's ass full of kerosene. It was just at that moment that the one armed guy with the parrot on his shoulder walked in.

    Before any trouble could start a gunnery sgt. who had been sitting in a dark corner of the bar walked over to the one armed guy with the parrot and said "if you don't take your eyes of that hot little monkey I'll rip your head off and shit down your throat. I was here first"
     

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