A historic victory for Diebold!

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    Coulter nails it again. Where, indeed, is the carping from Democrats over the "fault-ridden, too-hackable" Diebold voting machines? The airwaves were full of it, right up to the eve of the elections. And now?

    (crickets chirping)

    (silence)

    Did the machines suddenly fix themselves?

    Or did Democrats actually not care whether they were working right or not?

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    Historic Victory for Diebold!

    by Ann Coulter
    Posted Nov 08, 2006

    History was made this week! For the first time in four election cycles, Democrats are not attacking the Diebold Corp. the day after the election, accusing it of rigging its voting machines. I guess Diebold has finally been vindicated.

    So the left won the House and also Nicaragua. They've had a good week. At least they don't have their finger on the atom bomb yet.

    Democrats support surrender in Iraq, higher taxes and the impeachment of President Bush. They just won an election by pretending to be against all three.

    Jon Tester, Bob Casey Jr., Heath Shuler, possibly Jim Webb -- I've never seen so much raw testosterone in my life. The smell of sweaty jockstraps from the "new Democrats" is overwhelming.

    Having predicted this paltry Democrat win, my next prediction is how long it will take all these new "gun totin' Democrats" to be fitted for leotards.

    Now that they've won their elections and don't have to deal with the hicks anymore, Tester can cut lose the infernal buzz cut, Casey can start taking "Emily's List" money, and Webb can go back to writing more incestuously homoerotic fiction ... and just in time for Christmas!

    But according to the media, this week's election results are a mandate for pulling out of Iraq (except in Connecticut where pro-war Joe Lieberman walloped anti-war "Ned the Red" Lamont).

    In fact, if the Democrats' pathetic gains in a sixth-year election are a statement about the war in Iraq, Americans must love the war! As Roll Call put it back when Clinton was president: "Simply put, the party controlling the White House nearly always loses House seats in midterm elections" -- especially in the sixth year.

    In Franklin D. Roosevelt's sixth year in 1938, Democrats lost 71 seats in the House and six in the Senate.

    In Dwight Eisenhower's sixth year in 1958, Republicans lost 47 House seats, 13 in the Senate.

    In John F. Kennedy/Lyndon Johnson's sixth year, Democrats lost 47 seats in the House and three in the Senate.

    In Richard Nixon/Gerald Ford's sixth year in office in 1974, Republicans lost 43 House seats and three Senate seats.

    Even America's greatest president, Ronald Reagan, lost five House seats and eight Senate seats in his sixth year in office.

    But in the middle of what the media tell us is a massively unpopular war, the Democrats picked up about 30 House seats and five to six Senate seats in a sixth-year election, with lots of seats still too close to call. Only for half-brights with absolutely no concept of yesterday is this a "tsunami" -- as MSNBC calls it -- rather than the death throes of a dying party.

    During eight years of Clinton -- the man Democrats tell us was the greatest campaigner ever, a political genius, a heartthrob, Elvis! -- Republicans picked up a total of 49 House seats and nine Senate seats in two midterm elections. Also, when Clinton won the presidency in 1992, his party actually lost 10 seats in the House -- only the second time in the 20th century that a party won the White House but lost seats in the House.

    Meanwhile, the Democrats' epic victory this week, about which songs will be sung for generations, means that in two midterm elections Democrats were only able to pick up about 30 seats in the House and four seats in the Senate -- and that's assuming they pick up every seat that is currently too close to call. (The Democrats' total gain is less than this week's gain because Bush won six House and two Senate seats in the first midterm election.)

    So however you cut it, this midterm proves that the Iraq war is at least more popular than Bill Clinton was.

    In a choice between Republicans' "Stay until we win" Iraq policy or the Democrats' "Stay, leave ... stay for a while then leave ... redeploy and then come back ... leave and stay ... cut and run ... win, lose or draw policy," I guess Americans prefer the Republican policy.

    The Democrats say we need a "new direction" in Iraq. Yeah, it's called "reverse." Democrats keep talking about a new military strategy in Iraq. How exactly is cut-and-run a new strategy? The French have been doing it for years. The Democrats are calling their new plan for Iraq "Operation Somalia."

    The Democrats certainly have their work cut out for them. They have only two years to release as many terrorists as possible and lock up as many Republicans as they can. Republicans better get that body armor for the troops the Democrats are always carping about -- and fast. The troops are going to need it for their backs.
     
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    Good way for Coulter to step around the fact that the Republicans just got owned.

    More importantly though, it seems to me that this isn't a partisan issue. These machines have been hacked multiple times by multiple people. I'm glad that (apparently) nothing happened this election, but that doesn't justify allowing such a grave threat to our democracy to rest easy. This topic isn't a partisan issue; it's about what is best for the Republic.
     
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    Well, it shouldn't be a partisan issue, but people only seem to care about the voting machines when Democrats lose. I think they got rushed out too soon, at the very least, and I'm all for paper ballots.
     
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    How do you know that nothing happened? Is it because the Republicans aren't the whinner crybabies that the Democrats have been after the last 2 elections? Progressive party my ass, the Democrats are legendary in their ability to cheat and lie to get what their faggot asses want, their media is just part of it so they ignore the dead people voting, the buying of votes with fried chicken and cigarettes, etc. etc.

    By the way, got owned..... what is that suppose to mean? Another assinine, meaningless phrase by the lowest common denominators of the human race and you have addapted it to your speak. What next, "my bad"?
     
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    Wonder if Ann was so quick to quote History about Tuesday's win for the GOP?
     
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    And people only seem to care about voter fraud when the Democrats win. Let's see how much bitching there is about it from the right, now.
     
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    Yeah, I guess they forgot how to rig elections (the same way the GOP mysteriously forgot after Bush's 2 wins).
     

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