A Conversation between two Occupy Idiots...

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  1. mal
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    A Conversation between two Occupy Idiots:

    OWS Idiot #1: "It's like, corporate welfare, man"...

    OWS Idiot #2: "I know dude, I mean, seriously... Blood for oil?"

    OWS Idiot #1: "Totally, and they have money like, for war and corporate executives, man, but none for the poor, ya know?"

    OWS Idiot #2: "EXACTLY!, and what about paying their fair share, man?"

    OWS Idiot #1: "They don't even pay any taxes on nothing, while we all have to pay all of the taxes."

    OWS Idiot #2: "Seriously, and nobody even has any jobs in America because they shipped them all over seas man."

    OWS Idiot #1: “I’m not workin’ until these corporations start paying me a living wage like the Constitution says they have to… We’re over 21 now and they owe us for what they done to our country with their greed!”

    OWS Idiot #2: “That’s why I quit Taco Bell, man… I can’t buy a house working there.”

    OWS Idiot #1: "And the schools can't even hire teachers or feed the students because the corporations have all the money!"

    OWS Idiot #2: "They're poisoning the water and the air with all of their record profits too, dude!"

    OWS Idiot #1: "That's why everyone has cancer!"

    OWS Idiot #2: "Like all those people who were infected after Bush took down the Trade Center towers for his Jewish friends!"

    OWS Idiot #1: "And his family's Arab terrorist friends in the oil industry!"

    OWS Idiot #2: "Totally... Yo, you wanna go over to Starbucks and see if we can't get my new laptop to connect to their WiFi and check out the Occupy Site?"

    OWS Idiot #1: "Sweet, let's go... You driving or am I?"

    OWS Idiot #2: "My Dad took the keys away because I can't pay my Insurance, Dude... I told him, I can't even get a job because evil corporate America shipped all the jobs overseas to fund Dubya's wars of choice, man!"

    OWS Idiot #1: "Lame... We can take my mom's Range Rover."

    fin.

    :)

    peace...
     
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    LOL. You still gave them too much credit for complete sentences, though.
     
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    Wow.

    Allow me to retort.

    TP asshole #1: Baby Killer!

    TP asshole #2: Faggot!

    TP asshole #3: Sand *******!

    TP asshole #4: Rush says......(followed by mumbo Jumbo about how he is always right).

    TP assholes together in 4 part harmony: *IT'S ABOUT THE DEFICIT!*

    thanks for playing.
     
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    Well, since you just made the dialog up in your mind, wouldn't that make you the idiot?
     
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    ^ I clearly hit Home with my OP with this one... :thup:

    :)

    peace...
     
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    I did?...

    :)

    peace...
     
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    Ummmm you talkin' to me or Mal?

    I was just being facetious. Mal seems to believe those voices in his head.
     
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    I don't know you... Thought that was an Emotional Retort by a Liberal... Assumed you were...

    When you assume too much, etc. :thup:

    :)

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    Nahh... if that was your intent, you failed. I'm so used to the same damned shit from you guys I am virtually immune to it. I was having a little fun with it.
     
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    Somebody hit a nerve huh?

    :lol:
     

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