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A Conversation between two Occupy Idiots:
OWS Idiot #1: "It's like, corporate welfare, man"...
OWS Idiot #2: "I know dude, I mean, seriously... Blood for oil?"
OWS Idiot #1: "Totally, and they have money like, for war and corporate executives, man, but none for the poor, ya know?"
OWS Idiot #2: "EXACTLY!, and what about paying their fair share, man?"
OWS Idiot #1: "They don't even pay any taxes on nothing, while we all have to pay all of the taxes."
OWS Idiot #2: "Seriously, and nobody even has any jobs in America because they shipped them all over seas man."
OWS Idiot #1: “I’m not workin’ until these corporations start paying me a living wage like the Constitution says they have to… We’re over 21 now and they owe us for what they done to our country with their greed!”
OWS Idiot #2: “That’s why I quit Taco Bell, man… I can’t buy a house working there.”
OWS Idiot #1: "And the schools can't even hire teachers or feed the students because the corporations have all the money!"
OWS Idiot #2: "They're poisoning the water and the air with all of their record profits too, dude!"
OWS Idiot #1: "That's why everyone has cancer!"
OWS Idiot #2: "Like all those people who were infected after Bush took down the Trade Center towers for his Jewish friends!"
OWS Idiot #1: "And his family's Arab terrorist friends in the oil industry!"
OWS Idiot #2: "Totally... Yo, you wanna go over to Starbucks and see if we can't get my new laptop to connect to their WiFi and check out the Occupy Site?"
OWS Idiot #1: "Sweet, let's go... You driving or am I?"
OWS Idiot #2: "My Dad took the keys away because I can't pay my Insurance, Dude... I told him, I can't even get a job because evil corporate America shipped all the jobs overseas to fund Dubya's wars of choice, man!"
OWS Idiot #1: "Lame... We can take my mom's Range Rover."
fin.
peace...
OWS Idiot #1: "It's like, corporate welfare, man"...
OWS Idiot #2: "I know dude, I mean, seriously... Blood for oil?"
OWS Idiot #1: "Totally, and they have money like, for war and corporate executives, man, but none for the poor, ya know?"
OWS Idiot #2: "EXACTLY!, and what about paying their fair share, man?"
OWS Idiot #1: "They don't even pay any taxes on nothing, while we all have to pay all of the taxes."
OWS Idiot #2: "Seriously, and nobody even has any jobs in America because they shipped them all over seas man."
OWS Idiot #1: “I’m not workin’ until these corporations start paying me a living wage like the Constitution says they have to… We’re over 21 now and they owe us for what they done to our country with their greed!”
OWS Idiot #2: “That’s why I quit Taco Bell, man… I can’t buy a house working there.”
OWS Idiot #1: "And the schools can't even hire teachers or feed the students because the corporations have all the money!"
OWS Idiot #2: "They're poisoning the water and the air with all of their record profits too, dude!"
OWS Idiot #1: "That's why everyone has cancer!"
OWS Idiot #2: "Like all those people who were infected after Bush took down the Trade Center towers for his Jewish friends!"
OWS Idiot #1: "And his family's Arab terrorist friends in the oil industry!"
OWS Idiot #2: "Totally... Yo, you wanna go over to Starbucks and see if we can't get my new laptop to connect to their WiFi and check out the Occupy Site?"
OWS Idiot #1: "Sweet, let's go... You driving or am I?"
OWS Idiot #2: "My Dad took the keys away because I can't pay my Insurance, Dude... I told him, I can't even get a job because evil corporate America shipped all the jobs overseas to fund Dubya's wars of choice, man!"
OWS Idiot #1: "Lame... We can take my mom's Range Rover."
fin.
peace...
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