Czernobog
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- Creates evil (Isiah)
- Creates Adam and Eve (Genesis)
- Populate the world through Incest (Adam, Eve, Caine and Abel the only humans on Earth - you do the math)
- Surprised the evil (he created) exists
- Clueless about how to deal with evil.
- Drowns the entire planet, save for one small family of very, very skilled ship builders
- Repopulates the world through incest (Again, only Noah, his wife, his three kids, and their wives to procreate - you do the math)
- Surprised evil exists...again.
- Send plagues, diseases, starvation, plagues, tsunamis, etc.
- Still bewildered by the evil
- Blames Satan (whom he created).
- Rapes (plants his seed) into a girl so she'll give birth to himself as his own son, so we can torture, and kill him/His son, so he can forgive us for being so evil.
- Says, "Just KIDDING!" three days later, and brings his son back to life (Soooo...a sacrifice of nothing?)
- Claims omniscience, and omnipotence.
- Expects to be worshipped for his wisdom.
Yup. That is the God that Christians worship. And they wonder why there are those of us who find it difficult to take them seriously?