So there is a bomb at a Russian girl's school and they are all outside of the pearly gates and St. Peter is there and says to the first girl ... "You ever touch a man?" (He means penis).
She blushes a bit and says, "yes, I touched a man with my hand."
He says no problem go wash your hand in the holy water and proceed into Heaven.
The second girl comes up and he says, how about you? Have you ever touched a man? She says, well yes, once with my boobs I touched a man.
No problem, go wash your boobs in the holy water and proceed into Heaven.
Suddenly there is a huge commotion at the end of the line and he says, Hey! What's going on down there!
"I have to rinse my mouth before Gina sticks her ass in there!"
She blushes a bit and says, "yes, I touched a man with my hand."
He says no problem go wash your hand in the holy water and proceed into Heaven.
The second girl comes up and he says, how about you? Have you ever touched a man? She says, well yes, once with my boobs I touched a man.
No problem, go wash your boobs in the holy water and proceed into Heaven.
Suddenly there is a huge commotion at the end of the line and he says, Hey! What's going on down there!
"I have to rinse my mouth before Gina sticks her ass in there!"
