4D Chess: Truckers Loot Nike Stores, Burn Some Cop Cars So GoFundMe Will Reinstate Them

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4D Chess:
Truckers Loot Nike Stores, Burn Some Cop Cars So GoFundMe Will Reinstate Them​

4D Chess: Truckers Loot Nike Stores, Burn Some Cop Cars So GoFundMe Will Reinstate Them

OTTAWA—Truckers taking part in the Freedom Convoy have had their GoFundMe page reinstated after employing a clever tactic: burning cop cars, trashing minority neighborhoods, and looting Nike Stores to trick GoFundMe into allowing them back on the platform.

babylonbee.com

5 Feb 2022
OTTAWA—Truckers taking part in the Freedom Convoy have had their GoFundMe page reinstated after employing a clever tactic: burning cop cars, trashing minority neighborhoods, and looting Nike Stores to trick GoFundMe into allowing them back on the platform.
Smart!
"Er -- racial justice or whatever, eh?!" shouted one trucker disguised in a bandana, holding a fist of justice into the air. "We're fightin' for them, you know, them black folks and what-not, I tell you what, eh?
"All cops must die!" he added, before quickly adding, "Sorry."
After seeing the police cars burning throughout Ottawa, the smoke rising from black and brown neighborhoods around the city, and thousands of truckers running off with appropriated Nike boxes and Gucci bags, GoFundMe relented and allowed them to continue raising funds.
"We hadn't realized these truckers were actually noble activists on the right side of history," said GoFundMe spokesperson Mel Samurott. "We've immediately reinstated their account once we saw them punching cops, throwing bricks at conservative journalists, and kicking pregnant ladies."
"We apologize for the error."


Commentary:
Great sarcastic example of how upside down the world is. Every time you look too closely at what the world thinks of as “Social Justice”, you see the devil smiling.
The stories just write themselves in this crazy world we are in.
Always love the Bee but this one is just a little too edgy. The lies perpetrated by CNN and their Quisling friends are so close to something like this.
The next question is whether Trudeau will arrest them for insurrection?

 

[Esdraelon]

Can you imagine what the cops would be ordered to do if the "protesters" doing that stuff were mostly white and male?

 

[horselightning]

not a real article

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I love Babylon Bee!!! They are SO on the nose with their schtick and sarcasms!!!

There are plenty of other sites they can use to collect funds if they want.
Or a better way, would be to engage a law firm to create an account for them online, so people can donate directly to them.

 

[Calypso Jones]

ESDRAELON says, "can you imagine what the cops would do if these looters were white males'.

Absolutely....they'd be shot on the spot.

 

[horselightning]

ESDRAELON says, "can you imagine what the cops would do if these looters were white males'.

Absolutely....they'd be shot on the spot.

black get away with everything these days . they have shot more cops then anyone.