25 Best Newspaper Headlines Of 1999

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    1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
    2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
    3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
    5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
    6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
    7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
    8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
    10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
    11. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
    12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
    13. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
    14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    15. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
    16. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
    17. War Dims Hope for Peace
    18. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
    19. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    20. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
    21. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    22. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
    23. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    24. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    25. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
     
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    Hahahaha! Those were some of the best puns I've seen in a long time, and I'm quite a punny guy!
     

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