20 things millennials stress over....

[Marion Morrison]

Note one glaring item here ...
Can anyone see the theme in this list?

1. Losing wallet/credit card
2. Arguing with partner
3. Commute/traffic delays...
4. Losing phone...
5. Arriving late to work...
6. Slow WiFi...
7. Phone battery dying...
8. Forgetting passwords...
9. Credit card fraud...
10. Forgetting phone charger...
11. Losing/misplacing keys...
12. Paying bills...
13. Job interviews...
14. Phone screen breaking...
15. Credit card bills...
16. Check engine light coming on...
17. School loan payments...
18. Job security...
19. Choosing what to wear...
20. Washing dishes

You left off the rest of each sentence: , but it's not MY FAULT

This is a generation raised by Gen X , or post baby boomers. After 1964 ....Call them the umbrella parent.. The helicopter parent. Or the new on I heard today,,,The snow plow parent. The latter defined as the parent that clears a nice neat path for their child to make sure they experience zero adversity.
Millenials are a generation of arrogant, narcissistic self entitled whiners. Save for those in their teen and 20's during the 1960's decade( Hippies) the most vilified ( and rightly so) generation of my lifetime.

" Millenials are a generation of arrogant, narcissistic self entitled whiners. "

Interesting. You just also defined Boomers. The laziest, fat fucking generation of all time. Boomers. The sooner they are wiped from all political office, the better. They destroyed this country. Millennials will do better.

Millennials are intense retreads of Boomers. Indoctrinated by the original generation of hedonistic narcissists.

You sure about that? Are "intense retreads of Boomers" gonna be taking care of you in old age?

Hell no! They've already been indoctrinated to think that once one is too old to work, they've outlived their usefulness.

I have literally seen this in my partner's kids. It's scary, indeed!

They'll be cranking up the "War on Old People".

or..

The Euthanasia/Soylent Green machine and make some HotPockets.

They don't know how to farm, hunt, fish, or cook or anything.
Besides, a lot of that stuff is work!

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Note one glaring item here ...
Can anyone see the theme in this list?

1. Losing wallet/credit card
2. Arguing with partner
3. Commute/traffic delays...
4. Losing phone...
5. Arriving late to work...
6. Slow WiFi...
7. Phone battery dying...
8. Forgetting passwords...
9. Credit card fraud...
10. Forgetting phone charger...
11. Losing/misplacing keys...
12. Paying bills...
13. Job interviews...
14. Phone screen breaking...
15. Credit card bills...
16. Check engine light coming on...
17. School loan payments...
18. Job security...
19. Choosing what to wear...
20. Washing dishes

You left off the rest of each sentence: , but it's not MY FAULT

This is a generation raised by Gen X , or post baby boomers. After 1964 ....Call them the umbrella parent.. The helicopter parent. Or the new on I heard today,,,The snow plow parent. The latter defined as the parent that clears a nice neat path for their child to make sure they experience zero adversity.
Millenials are a generation of arrogant, narcissistic self entitled whiners. Save for those in their teen and 20's during the 1960's decade( Hippies) the most vilified ( and rightly so) generation of my lifetime.

" Millenials are a generation of arrogant, narcissistic self entitled whiners. "

Interesting. You just also defined Boomers. The laziest, fat fucking generation of all time. Boomers. The sooner they are wiped from all political office, the better. They destroyed this country. Millennials will do better.

Millennials are intense retreads of Boomers. Indoctrinated by the original generation of hedonistic narcissists.

You sure about that? Are "intense retreads of Boomers" gonna be taking care of you in old age?

Not if I invest wisely.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

millennial's?

....like.....you know what?

we don't care about them...

like

who cares about snowflakes?

sorry.... but people don't care about snowflakes.

Someday they'll be in charge of...things.

And the planet will undergo spontaneous combustion.
Ya know what would be really funny? A city wide power outage that lasted 24 hours. Millenials not being able to connect to the internet or use their cell phones/electronic devices?....They'd all curl up into a little ball and cry all day . Then at night, they'd all be crashing in to walls and furniture because none of them would have the common sense to light a few candles.

Can't light candles. That would dump CO2 in the air.