LOL. Well, if you go back far enough, and you are of north european stock, you too are related to some king or the other.
My brother has a geneological chart from the Mormons showing the we are 25th descendents from Longshanks. And I pointed out if you do the math for 25 generations, that we are also related to every whore and horsethief in England, Scotland, Ireland, and half of Europe.