100 random questions for you!

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    And, I do mean random!

    1. Say something good that happened to you today:
    2. What is your general philosophy of life?
    3. What is the worst thing you have lived through?
    4. How old is your inner child?
    5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it?
    6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what?
    7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5)
    8. Favorite animal?
    9. Favorite USMB forum?
    10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix?
    11. Idealist or realist?
    12. Are you lucky or unlucky?
    13. How much do you normally tip?
    14. Last time you got sick?
    15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out?
    16. Best movie made before 1970?
    17. After 1970?
    18. Within the past five years?
    19. What is your quest?
    20. Favorite TV drama?
    21. Favorite sitcom?
    22. Favorite reality show?
    23. Favorite game show?
    24. Favorite talk show?
    25. A quote that sticks in your head:
    26. Favorite toy as a child?
    27. Last thing you made with your own hands?
    28. Last fight you got into?
    29. Last time you were hospitalized?
    30. Favorite kind of flower?
    31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist?
    32. Favorite word?
    33. Last thing you picked up off the ground?
    34. Favorite book as a child?
    35. Favorite book as a juvenile?
    36. Favorite book as an adult?
    37. Last time you flipped someone the bird?
    38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many?
    39. Make _____, not war:
    40. Favorite singer?
    41. Favorite songwriter?
    42. Favorite performer?
    43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? Why not?
    44. Where do you get your news from?
    45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be?
    46. Favorite kind of soup?
    47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from?
    48. What is happiness to you?
    49. Least favorite household chore?
    50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night?
    51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler?
    52. Have you ever written/carved/etc.
    53. Favorite mythology?
    54. Favorite magazine?
    55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent?
    56. Worst pickup line ever used on you?
    57. Best job you ever had?
    58. What do you know how to fix?
    59. Favorite place to go in the town you live?
    60. Favorite munchie?
    61. Movie with the best one-liners?
    62. How do you groom your nails?
    63. Last pity party you held for yourself?
    64. Last post-it note written?
    65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be?
    66. How much money do you have in cash right now?
    67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell?
    68. Last gift that you gave someone?
    69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it]
    70. Favorite superhero?
    71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart?
    72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store?
    73. Worst habit?
    74. Last thing you quit?
    75. WB – too cheesy for it’s own good, or just cheesy enough?
    76. Pet peeve?
    77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty?
    78. Do you wear a watch?
    79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey?
    80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey?
    81. What’s preventing you from doing that?
    82. What are your plans for the rest of the day?
    83. Have you ever been arrested?
    84. Favorite kind of poetry?
    85. Favorite kind of music?
    86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play?
    87. What are you a member of?
    88. Do you like green eggs and ham?
    89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full?
    90. Who is the wind beneath your wings?
    91. Favorite John Hughes film?
    92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole?
    93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime?
    94. Favorite comedian?
    95. Monkeys – funny, yes?
    96. Favorite Beatles song?
    97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive?
    98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones?
    99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse?
    100. What do you want on your tombstone?
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    1. Say something good that happened to you today:
    2. What is your general philosophy of life? Live for today, because tomorrow may never come
    3. What is the worst thing you have lived through? on a grand scale, probably 9/11.
    4. How old is your inner child? I'm calling the cops, perv! (so, in other words, about 5 or 6)
    5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it? not sure
    6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what? nuts
    7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5)

    Poll takes time from me
    With nothing to show for it
    And yet I don't stop

    8. Favorite animal? bird
    9. Favorite USMB forum? Writing Skills and Movies
    10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix? coffee in the morning. An occasional soda at night.
    11. Idealist or realist? realist
    12. Are you lucky or unlucky? unlucky
    13. How much do you normally tip? $1-$2. I'm a cheap bastard.
    14. Last time you got sick? couple weeks ago.
    15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out? 'ass', maybe?
    16. Best movie made before 1970? Horror at Party Beach
    17. After 1970? Chasing Amy!
    18. Within the past five years? Boogie Nights or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    19. What is your quest? to be happy
    20. Favorite TV drama? Sopranos, Six Feet Under
    21. Favorite sitcom? Arrested Development
    22. Favorite reality show? The Real World
    23. Favorite game show? Jeopardy
    24. Favorite talk show? Conan
    25. A quote that sticks in your head: "I used to do drugs. I still do them, but I used to do them, too." -Mitch Hedberg
    26. Favorite toy as a child? Ghostbusters plasma pack thingy
    27. Last thing you made with your own hands? my bed (see what I did there?)
    28. Last fight you got into? my roommate and I had an argument over who would win in a fight between an alligator and a shark.
    29. Last time you were hospitalized? After the above argument. No, I've never been hospitalized.
    30. Favorite kind of flower? magnolia
    31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist? not that I know of
    32. Favorite word? poot
    33. Last thing you picked up off the ground? the X-Box controller
    34. Favorite book as a child? God Made or the Berenstein Bears series.
    35. Favorite book as a juvenile? something by Stephen King
    36. Favorite book as an adult? A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
    37. Last time you flipped someone the bird? today
    38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many? 4
    39. Make _____, not war: fudge
    40. Favorite singer? Bono
    41. Favorite songwriter? Bruce Springsteen
    42. Favorite performer? The Polyphonic Spree
    43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? Why not? sure, I've never been in one
    44. Where do you get your news from? this board and others, and I'll occasionally flip to whatever news channel is closest to the channel I'm watching.
    45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be? sarcasm
    46. Favorite kind of soup? Crab bisque
    47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from? just my face
    48. What is happiness to you? contentment
    49. Least favorite household chore? taking out the garbage (we usually have 4-5 bags to go at any given time)
    50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night? read or watch a movie
    51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler? Captain Hook
    52. Have you ever written/carved/etc. yeah
    53. Favorite mythology? Greek?
    54. Favorite magazine? Guitar World and Rolling Stone
    55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent? original
    56. Worst pickup line ever used on you? "No, seriously, I'm just here to fix the A/C!" Yeeeeeeeeeaaahh, right!
    57. Best job you ever had? never had a job!
    58. What do you know how to fix? guitar stuff, basic computer stuff, grammatical and spelling errors
    59. Favorite place to go in the town you live? China Buffet? Or the Holley House (a bar).
    60. Favorite munchie? McChicken
    61. Movie with the best one-liners? Wet Hot American Summer
    62. How do you groom your nails? just clip them every week.
    63. Last pity party you held for yourself? every day, baby.
    64. Last post-it note written? 'Bates is a fag' (placed on my roommate Bates's door)
    65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be? late 1960s, because lots of drugs and casual sex appeal to me even in the face of the Draft.
    66. How much money do you have in cash right now? Just a pocketful of change going jingalingaling.
    67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell?

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Little Boy Blue
    Little Boy Blue who?
    Michael Jackson.

    :thanks:
    68. Last gift that you gave someone? I bought lunch for my friend the other day
    69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it] 2+2? Only on Tuesday.
    70. Favorite superhero? Spiderman
    71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart? a whole lot
    72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store? a guitar string
    73. Worst habit? grinding my teeth
    74. Last thing you quit? guitar lessons
    75. WB – too cheesy for it’s own good, or just cheesy enough? Everything is too cheesy except Dawson's Creek, Grounded For Life, and One Tree Hill.
    76. Pet peeve? People who call your house, then say "who is this?"
    77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty? water
    78. Do you wear a watch? no
    79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey? reading about Muppets
    80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey? getting ready for bed
    81. What’s preventing you from doing that? ummm, this survey
    82. What are your plans for the rest of the day? sleep
    83. Have you ever been arrested? nope
    84. Favorite kind of poetry? limericks?
    85. Favorite kind of music? folk/acoustic
    86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play? the only one that matters! (I mean Klondike, people, come on!)
    87. What are you a member of? nothing
    88. Do you like green eggs and ham? never had green eggs, but they don't sound too good.
    89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full? half full
    90. Who is the wind beneath your wings? Me. I'm vane, too.
    91. Favorite John Hughes film? Breakfast Club, by far.
    92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole? Sure, why not.
    93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime? Latin, Earth Science, Geometry, Chemistry, Music Theory, and Spanish 102. I'm a failure!
    94. Favorite comedian? Mitch Hedberg
    95. Monkeys – funny, yes? no, they don't do it for me.
    96. Favorite Beatles song? Happiness is a Warm Gun, Penny Lane
    97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive? drive
    98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones? not since I took Flintstones vitamins. I think I used to like the purple ones
    99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse? Bugs
    100. What do you want on your tombstone? THIS SPACE FOR RENT
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    I can never resist these!!!


    1. Say something good that happened to you today: I had coffee.
    2. What is your general philosophy of life? Be optimistic.
    3. What is the worst thing you have lived through? Toss-up between plebe year and my wife's heart attack.
    4. How old is your inner child? about 11.
    5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it? Yes, the God of the Bible.
    6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what? no
    7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5) I love questionarries/so much that I can't resist/doing them at work!
    8. Favorite animal? The ones that don't attack me
    9. Favorite USMB forum? Religion/Ethics, followed by Chat
    10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix? Coffee
    11. Idealist or realist? realist
    12. Are you lucky or unlucky? neither
    13. How much do you normally tip? Start at 10% and go from there
    14. Last time you got sick? a few days ago, but it was minor
    15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out? don't do that very much anymore... but it was 'dumbass.'
    16. Best movie made before 1970? Don't know that I've watched any
    17. After 1970? So many... Braveheart and the Star Wars trilogy are on the short list though
    18. Within the past five years? Gladiator
    19. What is your quest? To find the Holy Grail!!!
    20. Favorite TV drama? n/a
    21. Favorite sitcom? n/a
    22. Favorite reality show? n/a
    23. Favorite game show? Jeopardy
    24. Favorite talk show? n/a
    25. A quote that sticks in your head: "I am Iron Man!"
    26. Favorite toy as a child? skateboard
    27. Last thing you made with your own hands? ?
    28. Last fight you got into? a long time ago
    29. Last time you were hospitalized? when I was a newborn
    30. Favorite kind of flower? plumeria
    31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist? no
    32. Favorite word? 'classic'
    33. Last thing you picked up off the ground? my shoes
    34. Favorite book as a child? peanuts
    35. Favorite book as a juvenile? A Brief History of Time
    36. Favorite book as an adult? Too many
    37. Last time you flipped someone the bird? a while ago
    38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many? 1 sister
    39. Make _____, not war: total war
    40. Favorite singer? Bob Marley
    41. Favorite songwriter? Bob Marley
    42. Favorite performer? That I've seen? dunno.
    43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? Why not? sure! but I always try to find out surprises
    44. Where do you get your news from? internet, Fox, USMB
    45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be? M-60 machine gun
    46. Favorite kind of soup? cream of broccoli
    47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from? head and face
    48. What is happiness to you? watching football while drinking beer and getting down with the wife
    49. Least favorite household chore? cleaning the tub
    50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night? get down with my wife
    51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler? Hook
    52. Have you ever written/carved/etc. I carved my name in a piece of wood once.
    53. Favorite mythology? Greek
    54. Favorite magazine? National Review
    55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent? none
    56. Worst pickup line ever used on you? none... no one wants to pick me up :(
    57. Best job you ever had? Little Casear's Pizza... landing and bagging record was 19 seconds for two larges!!!
    58. What do you know how to fix? anything with a manual
    59. Favorite place to go in the town you live? the Ram
    60. Favorite munchie? pizza
    61. Movie with the best one-liners? Spaceballs
    62. How do you groom your nails? clip
    63. Last pity party you held for yourself? a while ago
    64. Last post-it note written? last night
    65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be? Texas, 1836
    66. How much money do you have in cash right now? $14
    67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell? I'm not too good at jokes... one liners are my style
    68. Last gift that you gave someone? a flower
    69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it] Who's the man? This guy!
    70. Favorite superhero? The Brown Hornet
    71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart? Many Bob Marley songs
    72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store? charcoal and lighter fluid
    73. Worst habit? tailgating
    74. Last thing you quit? ?
    75. WB – too cheesy for it’s own good, or just cheesy enough? too teeny-bopper
    76. Petpeeve? slow drivers in the fast lane
    77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty? water
    78. Do you wear a watch? yes
    79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey? trying to start working
    80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey? getting laid
    81. What’s preventing you from doing that? I'm at work!
    82. What are your plans for the rest of the day? work
    83. Have you ever been arrested? no
    84. Favorite kind of poetry? Shakespearian
    85. Favorite kind of music? reggae
    86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play? two
    87. What are you a member of? NRA, GOP, church
    88. Do you like green eggs and ham? I would barf if I had to eat green eggs.
    89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full? is it really exactly halfway? I don't think so.
    90. Who is the wind beneath your wings? It sure as hell isn't Bette Midler!
    91. Favorite John Hughes film? who?
    92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole? yes
    93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime? none
    94. Favorite comedian? Jim Carrey
    95. Monkeys – funny, yes? no... I hate the damn things.
    96. Favorite Beatles song? Hey Jude
    97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive? drive
    98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones? no
    99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse? Bugs
    100. What do you want on your tombstone? My name, year of birth, year of death, and an epithet.
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    1. Say something good that happened to you today: I woke up
    2. What is your general philosophy of life? Just live and don't worry !
    3. What is the worst thing you have lived through? divorce
    4. How old is your inner child? 17
    5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it? God
    6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what? Lemons & Macrodatin
    7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5) 313 ???
    8. Favorite animal? dogs
    9. Favorite USMB forum? Chat
    10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix? Coke !
    11. Idealist or realist? realist
    12. Are you lucky or unlucky? lucky
    13. How much do you normally tip? 15%
    14. Last time you got sick? 1 month ago
    15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out? fuck off
    16. Best movie made before 1970? Gone with the wind
    17. After 1970? Grease
    18. Within the past five years? 50 first dates
    19. What is your quest? to live
    20. Favorite TV drama? CSI
    21. Favorite sitcom? CSI
    22. Favorite reality show? none
    23. Favorite game show? The Gong Show
    24. Favorite talk show? Maury
    25. A quote that sticks in your head: none
    26. Favorite toy as a child? Operation game
    27. Last thing you made with your own hands? dinner
    28. Last fight you got into? last week
    29. Last time you were hospitalized? 3 yrs ago
    30. Favorite kind of flower? rose
    31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist? hell no
    32. Favorite word? freak
    33. Last thing you picked up off the ground? paper
    34. Favorite book as a child? ??
    35. Favorite book as a juvenile? Blubber
    36. Favorite book as an adult? people
    37. Last time you flipped someone the bird? yesterday
    38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many? 1 sister
    39. Make _food____, not war:
    40. Favorite singer? Jon Bon JOvi
    41. Favorite songwriter? same as above
    42. Favorite performer? same as above
    43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? Why not? yes
    44. Where do you get your news from? fox
    45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be? A BIG GUN
    46. Favorite kind of soup? potato
    47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from? I am not answering this
    48. What is happiness to you? shopping
    49. Least favorite household chore? toilets
    50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night? watch tv
    51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler? hook
    52. Have you ever written/carved/etc. huh?
    53. Favorite mythology? ??
    54. Favorite magazine? People
    55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent? CI
    56. Worst pickup line ever used on you? Do you wash your pants in widex cause I can see myself in them
    57. Best job you ever had? this one
    58. What do you know how to fix? anything
    59. Favorite place to go in the town you live? Whistle Stop
    60. Favorite munchie? cookie dough bites
    61. Movie with the best one-liners? Grease
    62. How do you groom your nails? Someone does them
    63. Last pity party you held for yourself? this morning
    64. Last post-it note written? a phone number
    65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be? 1988
    66. How much money do you have in cash right now? 2.48
    67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell?
    68. Last gift that you gave someone?
    69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it]
    70. Favorite superhero? wonder woman
    71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart? a bunch too many to name
    72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store? 2 purses
    73. Worst habit? i have none
    74. Last thing you quit? don't need that
    75. WB – too cheesy for it’s own good, or just cheesy enough? cheesy
    76. Pet peeve? bitching
    77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty? coke !
    78. Do you wear a watch? nope
    79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey? working
    80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey? on vacation
    81. What’s preventing you from doing that? $$$
    82. What are your plans for the rest of the day? as little as possible
    83. Have you ever been arrested? no
    84. Favorite kind of poetry? none
    85. Favorite kind of music? rock
    86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play? 2
    87. What are you a member of? ?
    88. Do you like green eggs and ham? no
    89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full? full
    90. Who is the wind beneath your wings? my mom
    91. Favorite John Hughes film? who
    92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole? nope
    93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime? geometry
    94. Favorite comedian? Adam Sandler
    95. Monkeys – funny, yes? yup
    96. Favorite Beatles song? Ticket to ride
    97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive? walk
    98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones? yup one a day for women
    99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse? Bugs
    100. What do you want on your tombstone?[/QUOTE] Beloved Mother
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    Firstly Dan - you have waaaaay too much time on your hands. Until I can find time to anwer more - this one stuck out at me for some reason.

    93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime? Latin - three years running!
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    :wtf:?
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    I didn't write this, I stole it off of someone's Livejournal and pasted it in here. But, you're right, I do.
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    I just have to reply to this:

    You were born in the best country in the world, you have a great family and parents who love you, you can afford to go to school, you have 2 arms and legs that work, are of above-average intelligence and have all your hair...how much luckier could you possibly be? Oh, and you're related to ME!
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    Well that explains his answer right there...

    :D :funnyface:
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    Hey I don't watch very much on the boob tube !
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    I sat & answered the questions & then couldn't get it to post. AAAAAHHHHH!
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    ok - but sitcom? sitcom? what situational comedy do you see; the part where they drag the corpse out of the dumpster that has been sitting in the Vegas heat for 5 days?

    :rotflmao:
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    OMG, that is the best laugh I have had all day ! :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao:


    Ok ok so I messed up ! I like Everybody loves Raymond !
    Is that better ?
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    THAT would make me really, really mad! :banana2:
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    1. Say something good that happened to you today:
    ummmm I didnt wake up in pain :)
    2. What is your general philosophy of life?
    Karma....no one is exempt
    3. What is the worst thing you have lived through?
    Not answering this
    4. How old is your inner child?
    older than DK's
    5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it?
    me. just kidding! God of course
    6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what?
    too many to list
    7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5)
    Boxes of crap stacked everywhere
    Moving may be the death of me
    boxes, how I hate them
    8. Favorite animal?
    DK
    9. Favorite USMB forum?
    ummmmmm.....
    10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix?
    coffee
    11. Idealist or realist?
    Im idealistic in my realism
    12. Are you lucky or unlucky?
    lucky baby!
    13. How much do you normally tip?
    depends on service
    14. Last time you got sick?
    not fair to ask me this as I am always sick LOL
    15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out?
    Fucktard
    16. Best movie made before 1970?
    not a movie hound
    17. After 1970?
    not a movie hound
    18. Within the past five years?
    not a movie hound
    19. What is your quest?
    To know.
    20. Favorite TV drama?
    not a tv watcher, really
    21. Favorite sitcom?
    see #20
    22. Favorite reality show?
    see #20
    23. Favorite game show?
    see #20
    24. Favorite talk show?
    see #20
    25. A quote that sticks in your head:

    26. Favorite toy as a child?
    barbie!
    27. Last thing you made with your own hands?
    a mess
    28. Last fight you got into?
    who knows when or what it was over, but it was most likely WITH DK
    29. Last time you were hospitalized?
    see #14
    30. Favorite kind of flower?
    Gerbera daisy and the purple passion flower
    31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist?
    not that I remember, no
    32. Favorite word?
    ?
    33. Last thing you picked up off the ground?
    a box
    34. Favorite book as a child?
    anything by Laura Ingalls Wilder
    35. Favorite book as a juvenile?
    Sweet Valley High books
    36. Favorite book as an adult?
    Stephen Hawking's Universe
    37. Last time you flipped someone the bird?
    dont know when but it was most likely to DK
    38. no siblings
    39. Make _____, not war:
    Love
    40. Favorite singer?
    DK
    41. Favorite songwriter?
    me
    42. Favorite performer?
    nunya
    43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? Why not?
    yes but its impossible to surprise me
    44. Where do you get your news from?
    DK
    45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be?
    DK
    46. Favorite kind of soup?
    Lime
    47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from? please - as if I would list these
    48. What is happiness to you?
    Learning to love oneself completely, because until one can do this, they cannot truly love another or even fully accept/enjoy love from another
    49. Least favorite household chore?
    dishes
    50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night?
    read by fire
    51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler?
    Peter is DK. Hook is me
    52. Have you ever written/carved/etc.
    yes
    53. Favorite mythology?
    lots
    54. Favorite magazine?
    none
    55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent?
    none
    56. Worst pickup line ever used on you?
    Do you have a little Polish in you? (I answer no then he said...) do you want some? ugh
    57. Best job you ever had?
    the one I have now
    58. What do you know how to fix? not computers
    59. Favorite place to go in the town you live?
    starbucks I guess
    60. Favorite munchie?
    depends on mood
    61. Movie with the best one-liners?
    Liar Liar lol
    62. How do you groom your nails?
    I dont. I pay someone to do that for me
    63. Last pity party you held for yourself?
    nada - I dont waste my time with pity b/c I hate it. I really hate it when I realize Im doing it so I try very hard not to
    64. Last post-it note written?
    hell, Im a virgo - I leave notes for everything and everyone (shut up DK)
    65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be?
    Time of Christ
    66. How much money do you have in cash right now?
    dunno - not much though!
    67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell?
    I suck at jokes so I dont tell them but here is one just for the heck of it
    a man walks into a bar and sits down
    the bartender asks him if he is new in town and the man replies yes I am.
    the bartender says 'where are you from"? The man replies, "Colo-denvah-rod-oh"
    The bartender stops, confused and then says, 'You mean Denver COlorado?'
    The man says, 'yeah, thats what I said'.
    The bartender thinks this is odd, but ignores it and then asks the man what would he like to drink.
    The man replies, 'A bubble dourbon please'. The bartender says 'What???'
    The man repeats 'A bubble dourbon please!!'. The bartender thinks for a moment and then replies, 'Ohhhhh you mean a DOUBLE BOURBON???'. The man replies, 'thats what I said!'
    Well by this time the bartender is really getting tickled so after bringing this new patron his drink, he goes to the other side of the bar where he sees a regular customer that is also a friend of his. The bartender is still smiling to himself and he tells his friend, 'See that guy over there?' (as he points to Mr bubble dourbon). His friend says yes, he can see him. The bartender then says to his buddy, 'You oughta go over there and talk with him,,,,he'll shickle the tit right out of you!"
    68. Last gift that you gave someone?
    DK - a dvd/vhs thing
    69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it]
    Why am I taking time to do this LONG ass thing?
    because Im tired of unpacking
    70. Favorite superhero?
    Phallic Testacles
    71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart?
    toon many to list
    72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store?
    groceries
    73. Worst habit?
    DK....ooops...errrrr I mean smoking
    74. Last thing you quit?
    well it wasnt smoking but it should have been
    75. WB – too cheesy for it’s own good, or just cheesy enough?
    ?
    76. Pet peeve?
    Attention seekers and conspiracy theorists
    77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty?
    water
    78. Do you wear a watch?
    not often
    79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey?
    unpcking
    80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey?
    sitting on the beach in Isla
    81. What’s preventing you from doing that?
    life (right now)
    82. What are your plans for the rest of the day?
    unpacking then working in yard
    83. Have you ever been arrested?
    hell no
    84. Favorite kind of poetry?
    I love it all - I love the written art of poetry
    85. Favorite kind of music?
    all kinds but NOT rap and never godsmack or lincoln park
    86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play?
    2
    87. What are you a member of?
    dont wanna list em
    88. Do you like green eggs and ham?
    yes I do, Sam I am
    89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full?
    half full
    90. Who is the wind beneath your wings?
    DK
    91. Favorite John Hughes film?
    ?
    92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole?
    of course
    93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime?
    none
    94. Favorite comedian?
    bill cosby and david spade
    95. Monkeys – funny, yes?
    yes
    96. Favorite Beatles song?
    Sgt Pepper
    97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive?
    drive of course
    98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones?
    yes - lots
    99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse? bugs! mickey is kinda like a prom queen type
    100. What do you want on your tombstone?
    "I bugged the shit outta DKSuddeth, right up to the very end - BOO-YAH!!!"
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    1. Say something good that happened to you today:Got up,kissed wife and went to work.
    2. What is your general philosophy of life? Find something your good at and be the best.
    3. What is the worst thing you have lived through? My mother dying.
    4. How old is your inner child? 15
    5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it? Not sure.
    6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what? am allergic to something, probably ragweed.
    7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5) what is haiku?
    8. Favorite animal? Dogs...specially mine
    9. Favorite USMB forum? Humor
    10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix? Don't do caffeine.
    11. Idealist or realist? Realist
    12. Are you lucky or unlucky? Depends which day it is.
    13. How much do you normally tip? 15%
    14. Last time you got sick? Can't remember. Being sick is a frame of mind.
    15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out? Loser
    16. Best movie made before 1970? The Longest Day
    17. After 1970? The Godfather
    18. Within the past five years? Spiderman 2....awesome movie
    19. What is your quest? Invest for my family and me, and to retire comfortably.
    20. Favorite TV drama? Only T.V. I watch is History Channel,football and Discovery.
    21. Favorite sitcom? See above
    22. Favorite reality show? Definately don't do reality shows.
    23. Favorite game show? Used to watch Jeopardy alot, how's that guy who broke the record doing anyway?
    24. Favorite talk show? Don't do talk shows
    25. A quote that sticks in your head: Everything remains constant, everything remains the same.
    26. Favorite toy as a child? Baseball bat
    27. Last thing you made with your own hands? A regulating station...work for the gas company.
    28. Last fight you got into? Got knocked off a barstool about 13 years ago.(live and learn I guess)
    29. Last time you were hospitalized? 6 years ago had gallbladder removed
    30. Favorite kind of flower? Buttercup
    31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist? no
    32. Favorite word? Focus
    33. Last thing you picked up off the ground? a hammer
    34. Favorite book as a child? History of the Civil War
    35. Favorite book as a juvenile? The Foundation series by Assimov
    36. Favorite book as an adult? The Hobbit Trilogy. Sword of Shannarra was pretty good too.
    37. Last time you flipped someone the bird? I don't waste my time flipping people off, they don't care anyway.
    38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many? 4 brothers and 3 sisters
    39. Make _____, not war: someone happy....trust me it works.
    40. Favorite singer? Peter Gabriel
    41. Favorite songwriter? John Denver
    42. Favorite performer? Don't have a favorite
    43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? Why not? Don't like surprises
    44. Where do you get your news from? Internet
    45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be? A big gun
    46. Favorite kind of soup? Potato
    47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from? Face
    48. What is happiness to you? To live life
    49. Least favorite household chore? Emptying the dishwasher
    50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night? Read a good book
    51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler? Hook
    52. Have you ever written/carved/etc. Did poems in my younger years but that's about it.
    53. Favorite mythology? Norse
    54. Favorite magazine? PC World
    55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent? ?
    56. Worst pickup line ever used on you? Never had to worry about that.
    57. Best job you ever had? Ponderosa steak house when I was a teen...had a great time
    58. What do you know how to fix? Jack of all trades, master of none
    59. Favorite place to go in the town you live? Movie theater
    60. Favorite munchie? Schwann's ice cream sandwiches
    61. Movie with the best one-liners? Airplane
    62. How do you groom your nails? I cut them
    63. Last pity party you held for yourself? not sure
    64. Last post-it note written? At work but don't remember what it was.
    65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be? My teen years
    66. How much money do you have in cash right now? none of your business...hehehe
    67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell? 2 guys walk into a bar...You would have thought one of them would have seen it.
    68. Last gift that you gave someone? DVD camcorder for my wife.
    69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it] nah
    70. Favorite superhero? Thor
    71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart? Edelweiss
    72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store? Lunch meat
    73. Worst habit? Smoking
    74. Last thing you quit? World War 2 on-line
    75. WB – too cheesy for it’s own good, or just cheesy enough? ?
    76. Pet peeve? Incompetence
    77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty? A beer
    78. Do you wear a watch? yes
    79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey? on the USMB message board silly
    80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey? Going on vacation
    81. What’s preventing you from doing that? Don't get vacation until November
    82. What are your plans for the rest of the day? after this survey going to play Hearts of Iron
    83. Have you ever been arrested? no
    84. Favorite kind of poetry? anything positive
    85. Favorite kind of music? Just about everything
    86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play? just the basic solitaire game
    87. What are you a member of? United States of America
    88. Do you like green eggs and ham? I'll try anything once
    89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full? depends which day it is.
    90. Who is the wind beneath your wings? My children
    91. Favorite John Hughes film? Breakfast Club
    92.Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole? yes
    93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime? Geometry (got caught cheating)
    94. Favorite comedian? Drew Carrey
    Saw him in Vegas and he was a riot....Robin Williams was very funny too and Tom Hanks was good when he did stand-up. Anyone remember Eddie Murphy, Richard Prior or George Carlin? Saw Carlin a couple of years ago and was not impressed at all.


    95. Monkeys – funny, yes? Yes
    96. Favorite Beatles song? Eleanor Rigby
    97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive? Drive
    98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones? Coral Calcium, Vitamin C
    99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse? Bugs
    100. What do you want on your tombstone? Nothing
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    1. Say something good that happened to you today: My baby sang a song with me
    2. What is your general philosophy of life? That if you've have one, you've got enough
    3. What is the worst thing you have lived through? Calculus
    4. How old is your inner child? I don't have one
    5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it? Yes- Moi
    6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what? milk, insect spray
    7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5)
    8. Favorite animal? chocolate labs (to own), elephants (to just collect/watch)
    9. Favorite USMB forum? Chat
    10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix? Iced Tea
    11. Idealist or realist? realist
    12. Are you lucky or unlucky? Lucky
    13. How much do you normally tip? 15%
    14. Last time you got sick? I don't really remember things like that
    15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out? Fugin Nasshole!
    16. Best movie made before 1970? Casablanca, The Great Escape, Magnificent Seven...
    17. After 1970? Porky's
    18. Within the past five years? Pirates of the Caribbean
    19. What is your quest? Dah, what?
    20. Favorite TV drama? Law & Order
    21. Favorite sitcom? don't watch em...probably Home Improvement when it was on
    22. Favorite reality show? don't watch em
    23. Favorite game show? "
    24. Favorite talk show? "
    25. A quote that sticks in your head: See signature for quote of the moment
    26. Favorite toy as a child? my dog...my winnie the pooh doll
    27. Last thing you made with your own hands? dinner
    28. Last fight you got into? jeesh, who remembers?
    29. Last time you were hospitalized? When I had my son...3.5 years ago
    30. Favorite kind of flower? Black roses or sunflowers
    31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist? Ah, no.
    32. Favorite word? Jordan
    33. Last thing you picked up off the ground? My son's underpants
    34. Favorite book as a child? Charlotte's Web
    35. Favorite book as a juvenile? All Creatures Great and Small
    36. Favorite book as an adult? Harry Potter
    37. Last time you flipped someone the bird? I have no idea...
    38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many? one
    39. Make _____, not war:
    40. Favorite singer? John Denver
    41. Favorite songwriter? I don't care who writes the songs
    42. Favorite performer? Rolling Stones
    43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? Why not? No- i hate surprises
    44. Where do you get your news from? various sources
    45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be? A gun... 22 magnum pistol
    46. Favorite kind of soup? tortellini en brodo
    47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from? everything but my head!
    48. What is happiness to you? my son's smiles
    49. Least favorite household chore? taking out the trash
    50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night? snuggle buggle with my son
    51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler? yuck to both
    52. Have you ever written/carved/etc. yes
    53. Favorite mythology? Diana, ovbiously
    54. Favorite magazine? Real Simple, British Glamour (I'm a magazine hound)
    55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent? original
    56. Worst pickup line ever used on you? good thing it's daylight, there's a star missing from heaven...
    57. Best job you ever had? Motherhood
    58. What do you know how to fix? just about anything
    59. Favorite place to go in the town you live? the pool...starbucks
    60. Favorite munchie? chips
    61. Movie with the best one-liners? hmmmm
    62. How do you groom your nails? I don't always...I just cut them off...get my toenails done at a salon about every 2 months
    63. Last pity party you held for yourself? i don't think I've ever had one
    64. Last post-it note written? I write them all day at work
    65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be? Signing the Declaration of Independence
    66. How much money do you have in cash right now? None...in pjs!
    67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell? I doubt I even know one
    68. Last gift that you gave someone? A sterling silver pill box and sunglasses
    69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it]
    70. Favorite superhero? me
    71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart? the star spangled banner
    72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store? groceries
    73. Worst habit? tea and coffee
    74. Last thing you quit? I never quit
    75. WB – too cheesy for it’s own good, or just cheesy enough? what is WB
    76. Pet peeve? noises...snoring, slurping, nail biting...that's why I have an ipod
    77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty? iced tea or water
    78. Do you wear a watch? no
    79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey? surfing the board
    80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey? wouldn't be doing it if I didn't want to
    81. What’s preventing you from doing that?
    82. What are your plans for the rest of the day? eating dessert and then laundry
    83. Have you ever been arrested? no
    84. Favorite kind of poetry? my own
    85. Favorite kind of music? hard rock or heavy metal
    86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play? one, very badly!
    87. What are you a member of? the human race
    88. Do you like green eggs and ham? ewwww
    89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full? full
    90. Who is the wind beneath your wings? what??
    91. Favorite John Hughes film? what??
    92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole? No, I'd shoot it for dinner.
    93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime? Calculus is the only one
    94. Favorite comedian? Elayne Boosler
    95. Monkeys – funny, yes? I love monkeys
    96. Favorite Beatles song? I hate the Beatles
    97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive? be driven!
    98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones? Nope
    99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse? yuck to both
    100. What do you want on your tombstone? I want to be cremated...but, if I did I'd like it to say that I never gave up[/QUOTE]
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    1. Say something good that happened to you today: Woke up without a hangover
    2. What is your general philosophy of life? Lifes short have hard sex
    3. What is the worst thing you have lived through? my grandpa dieing
    4. How old is your inner child? inner shit i'm still a child
    5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it? yes his name is God and we love him
    6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what? no, not that i know of but lately i have been sneezing around guys maybe i'm allergic to them..
    7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5) 392
    8. Favorite animal? bears
    9. Favorite USMB forum? i like them all they are fun
    10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix? beer oh caffiene fix well pop than
    11. Idealist or realist? whatever...i'lll speak my mind not matter what..
    12. Are you lucky or unlucky? oh hun i'm lucky..
    13. How much do you normally tip? if they are good a lot if bad 50 cents
    14. Last time you got sick? june
    15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out? fuck you
    16. Best movie made before 1970? gone with the wind
    17. After 1970? grease, dirty dancing, pretty woman
    18. Within the past five years? sure
    19. What is your quest? guy in uniform and a boonie hat
    20. Favorite TV drama? i don't know
    21. Favorite sitcom? same with this one
    22. Favorite reality show? the best one ever made.....real world
    23. Favorite game show? jeopardy
    24. Favorite talk show? Oprah
    25. A quote that sticks in your head: lifes short play hard
    26. Favorite toy as a child? my bear and eeyores
    27. Last thing you made with your own hands? oh shit i'm in trouble..LOL oh i thought it says played with your hands..
    28. Last fight you got into? two weeks ago..with some asshole i should have kicked his ass..kepted calling me dumb...bastard
    29. Last time you were hospitalized?two years ago or so
    30. Favorite kind of flower? sunflower and roses
    31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist? hummmmmm....NO
    32. Favorite word? sweet
    33. Last thing you picked up off the ground? my keys
    34. Favorite book as a child? fox and the hound/i got rocks in my socks
    35. Favorite book as a juvenile? fox and the hound
    36. Favorite book as an adult? fox and the houd
    37. Last time you flipped someone the bird? last night
    38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many? no only child...i love it..
    39. Make _____, not war: do you really want me to answer that one..LOL
    40. Favorite singer? don't have one
    41. Favorite songwriter? same on this one
    42. Favorite performer? this one to..
    43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? Why not? hell yeah they are fun
    44. Where do you get your news from? news at 6 if i'm here if not the next day in the paper
    45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be? a big ass gun..
    46. Favorite kind of soup? chicken noodle
    47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from? i wax and shave have to have the perfect eyebrows now..
    48. What is happiness to you? sitting with my guy in uniform on the front porch
    49. Least favorite household chore? cleaning
    50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night? read a book in bed
    51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler? captain hook
    52. Have you ever written/carved/etc. no i don't do that.
    53. Favorite mythology? sure
    54. Favorite magazine? Nascar
    55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent? all of them love the show..got them all even the second year of law and order
    56. Worst pickup line ever used on you?shit i guess i have them...
    57. Best job you ever had? never had a great job yet..LOL
    58. What do you know how to fix? my hair
    59. Favorite place to go in the town you live? i live in a town that has a little over 600 people there is not much to do here in the small ass town
    60. Favorite munchie? zingers
    61. Movie with the best one-liners? grease
    62. How do you groom your nails?bit them
    63. Last pity party you held for yourself?monday night got drunk by myself
    64. Last post-it note written?forever and a day ago
    65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be? this one night with this one guy to say how he was doing again..
    66. How much money do you have in cash right now? nothing i'm broke went out last night...
    67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell?i don't tell jokes
    68. Last gift that you gave someone?a birthday gift
    69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it] If you could choose between Army, Marines, Navy, Coast Guard, or Airforce what would it be....Army all the way..(come on you knew I had to do something like that)
    70. Favorite superhero?Storm
    71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart? shit alot
    72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store?smokes
    73. Worst habit?smoking, drinking and guys
    74. Last thing you quit?i quit drinking for the day maybe
    75. WB – too cheesy for it’s own good, or just cheesy enough? i like the wb they have good shows
    76. Pet peeve? windshield wipers going off when it's not raining, i have more just can't think of them
    77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty? water
    78. Do you wear a watch?yes
    79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey?looking at the other posts
    80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey?nothing much have time so i decided to take it.
    81. What’s preventing you from doing that?having time to take this
    82. What are your plans for the rest of the day? might go out for a going away party don't know yet
    83. Have you ever been arrested?no put i'm working on it..LOL
    84. Favorite kind of poetry? hate poetry
    85. Favorite kind of music?whatever
    86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play? three
    87. What are you a member of? hummmm...i have no idea have to think about that one
    88. Do you like green eggs and ham?the book yes
    89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full?it's always half-empty that's because i like to fill it up..
    90. Who is the wind beneath your wings?my mommy
    91. Favorite John Hughes film?who?
    92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole?yes as long as i don't have to see that dam cat i would be fine he scares me i don't like his smile
    93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime?Spanish and someother ones i can't remember
    94. Favorite comedian? some that can make me laugh i don't care who it is.
    95. Monkeys – funny, yes?no
    96. Favorite Beatles song? Beatles suck Elvis Rules
    97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive?well what kind of bike?
    98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones?Hell no i'm lucky i can remember to have lunch let alone take vitamins
    99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse?HUMMMMM let me think about this one...MICKEY MOUSE..i was singing the song while i was doing that..
    100. What do you want on your tombstone?here lays a great woman who never found her man in uniform so she died from a lonely heart..or The greatest woman ever that walked on this earth..whatever one works...[/QUOTE]
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