10 things we need to do to fight Ebola

[rightwinger]

1. Kill Obamacare
2. Close the border
3. Cut taxes on the wealthy
4. Ban abortion
5. More guns
6. Ban gay marriage
7. Drill, baby drill
8. Elect more Republicans
9. Bring back prayer to school
10. Finish the Keystone Pipeline

 

[Peach]

Expel Texas. Perryland broke their promise to secede.

 

[rightwinger]

If only we could teach Creationism in school we could put an end to Ebola once and for all

 

[Delta4Embassy]

1. Kill Obamacare
2. Close the border
3. Cut taxes on the wealthy
4. Ban abortion
5. More guns
6. Ban gay marriage
7. Drill, baby drill
8. Elect more Republicans
9. Bring back prayer to school
10. Finish the Keystone Pipeline

1. Don't panic
2. Don't panic.
3. Don't panic.
4. Quit panicing.
5. Quit panicing.
6. Quit panicing.
7. Relax.
8. Relax.
9. Relax.
10. Chill.

 

[occupied]

1. Kill Obamacare
2. Close the border
3. Cut taxes on the wealthy
4. Ban abortion
5. More guns
6. Ban gay marriage
7. Drill, baby drill
8. Elect more Republicans
9. Bring back prayer to school
10. Finish the Keystone Pipeline

11. Defund everything that helps people and put the savings into the defense industry, cops and prisons, that'll show Ebola who's boss.

 

[rightwinger]

1. Kill Obamacare
2. Close the border
3. Cut taxes on the wealthy
4. Ban abortion
5. More guns
6. Ban gay marriage
7. Drill, baby drill
8. Elect more Republicans
9. Bring back prayer to school
10. Finish the Keystone Pipeline

11. Defund everything that helps people and put the savings into the defense industry, cops and prisons, that'll show Ebola who's boss.

More guns and more prisons usually solves most of our problems

 

[Mad Scientist]

12. Deploy National Guard to "shoot" dat dere Ebola.

 

[Wildman]

WriteWhigger.., do you have draw strings on your

 

[rightwinger]

12. Deploy National Guard to "shoot" dat dere Ebola.

This is too big a job for the National Guard to handle

We need to arm all citizens in the fight against Ebola. Anyone looking like they have Ebola symptoms needs to be shot on the spot. We can't be too safe

 

[Mad Scientist]

13. Blame Bush.
14. Blame the Jews.
15. Blame the Opposition Political Party.
16. Watch Football.
17. "Like" it on FaceBook.

 

[bodecea]

1. Kill Obamacare
2. Close the border
3. Cut taxes on the wealthy
4. Ban abortion
5. More guns
6. Ban gay marriage
7. Drill, baby drill
8. Elect more Republicans
9. Bring back prayer to school
10. Finish the Keystone Pipeline

You forgot send Obola to Kenya.

 

[Peach]

1. Kill Obamacare
2. Close the border
3. Cut taxes on the wealthy
4. Ban abortion
5. More guns
6. Ban gay marriage
7. Drill, baby drill
8. Elect more Republicans
9. Bring back prayer to school
10. Finish the Keystone Pipeline

1. Don't panic
2. Don't panic.
3. Don't panic.
4. Quit panicing.
5. Quit panicing.
6. Quit panicing.
7. Relax.
8. Relax.
9. Relax.
10. Chill.

Research, test treatments.

 

[Old Rocks]

1. Kill Obamacare
2. Close the border
3. Cut taxes on the wealthy
4. Ban abortion
5. More guns
6. Ban gay marriage
7. Drill, baby drill
8. Elect more Republicans
9. Bring back prayer to school
10. Finish the Keystone Pipeline

1. Don't panic
2. Don't panic.
3. Don't panic.
4. Quit panicing.
5. Quit panicing.
6. Quit panicing.
7. Relax.
8. Relax.
9. Relax.
10. Chill.

Research, test treatments.

LOL. Now don't go and bring sanity into the discussion. After all, we have heard that it is a disease that Obama brought in to kill us all, and that a vaccine will be used by the government to poison all of us. That the CDC is trying to spread the disease, and, by now; I am sure the "Conservatives" here have come up with several more interesting hypothesis.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Too bad Bill Clinton isn't the Prez, he'd know what to do:

He'd get an Intern to suck his d*ink then he'd lie about it, then he'd tell the truth.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

Expel Texas. Perryland broke their promise to secede.

No such promise was made. But hey, don't let that stop you from lying about it.

 

[bodecea]

Expel Texas. Perryland broke their promise to secede.

No such promise was made. But hey, don't let that stop you from lying about it.

Why aren't you guys gone yet?

 

[chikenwing]

1. Kill Obamacare
2. Close the border
3. Cut taxes on the wealthy
4. Ban abortion
5. More guns
6. Ban gay marriage
7. Drill, baby drill
8. Elect more Republicans
9. Bring back prayer to school
10. Finish the Keystone Pipeline

We could give you a spray bottle of Clorox and a tooth brush,wonder if Ebola grows on shit?