10 Reason's Hillary Is Out Of Touch With NYC

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    She actually ate a street vendor hot dog.

    Sees Statue of Liberty and asks, "Oh, is that new?"

    Believes the Mets can take it all the way this year.

    Gave speech to Hasidic Jews in which she promised to "fight for the rights of you Amish folk."

    Had an exploratory committee look into what an extended middle finger means.

    Looks at Twin Towers, rubs eyes and yells, "Dang! Mama's seeing things!"

    Keeps asking when she'll get to meet Batman.

    Featured guest at her fundraisers: Reggie Miller.

    Thinks the "subway" is just some place Bill takes her for their anniversary dinner.

    Paid $25,000 for a sidewalk Rolex.
     
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    What Does Bill Say to Hillary after sex?

    Honey I'll be home in 20 minutes
     
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    you really are nothing but a fucking troll who has yet to start a thread with anything original.

    how boring.

    go away.
     
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    Get bent
     
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    Q: How do you make the Hillary Sandwich?

    A:Your bread and a whole lot of baloney.

    Q: What do you get when you mix a bad polititian and a bad lawyer?

    A: Chelsea
     
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    that doesn't change the fact that your posts are devoid of any original intellectual content.

    you are a troll.

    and a boring one at that!
     
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    Clintons Dining Out...

    Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

    "The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says. The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.

    "Oh, He'll have the fish," Hillary replies.
     
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    10 Japanese businessmen address Clinton as "Tubby-san."

    For a hundred bucks Al Gore rubs a funder's chest with Vap-O-Rub.

    President starts meeting by saying, "My name is Bill Clinton, and I'm a bribe-aholic."

    Each video begins with the words, "Directed by Oliver Stone."

    Clinton keeps peering into camera and saying, "Lookee! I'm on the tee-vee!"

    Ted Kennedy's recipe for "Irish coffee" contains no coffee.

    Videos now available in Blockbuster's "Corruption" section.

    Whenever anyone says, "Sanka," Clinton says, "You're welcome!" and laughs his ass off.

    Pantsless President stirs his coffee without using his hands.

    1 Bill drinks coffee Hillary drinks Colt
     
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    "At last we'll cut through the lies and get to the embellished, politically motivated truth"

    "Do we get a discount if we've had sex with Bubba?"

    "Hey, the Whitewater chapter is all shredded"

    "Why ain't your husband king no more?"

    "Hillary Clinton? Crap, I thought it was the new Harry Potter book"

    "That Barnes and Noble cashier looks a lot like Al Gore"

    "I hear the section about Bill is a pop-up book"

    "The last time I was at one of these, Rosalyn Carter showed up drunk"

    "Twenty-eight bucks for a book? That Lewinskys"

    "I feel weird doing this with your wife right there, Mr. Clinton"
     
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    Q. What is Clinton's codename?
    A. 'The Unibanger'

    Q. What do you call Clinton's fly?
    A. U.S. Open

    Q. What did Clinton say when asked about the scandal?
    A. I was trying to keep my campaign promise by putting more women on my staff.

    Q. Do you know who Hillary has asked to stay at the White House?
    A. Lorena Bobbitt

    Q. Why are they asking for $3.00 Presidential funds in this year's tax returns (Last year it was only $1.00)
    A. Because condom prices have gone up!

    Q. What is the difference between the president and the titanic?
    A. They know exactly how many people went down on the titanic.

    Q. When can you tell that the country is in trouble?
    A. Clinton has been caught with Al thinking it was Mal.

    Q. What did Clinton say to the new female intern?
    A. I haven't come across your face.

    Q. What did Clinton say when Paula Jones went public with her story?
    A. NOW she decides to open her mouth!
     

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