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Maybe I'm still single because I've encountered so many women with loose morals.
Somebody's got a pit bull and drives a really, really big truck.
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Maybe I'm still single because I've encountered so many women with loose morals.
OKā¦thanks.I have no idea why but it is just my experience.
Thatās too bad. I guess a lot of girls arenāt raised right, or had mothers who set a good example.Maybe I'm still single because I've encountered so many women with loose morals.
Yep, there are lots of whores out there.Thatās too bad. I guess a lot of girls arenāt raised right, or had mothers who set a good example.
Older women go for it themselves, whether money or sex.Older women are easier to seduce than younger women. Married women are even easier.
True. I couldn't 'get anywhere' with girls who were raised right. Fortunately for me however there were so many that weren't raised right.Thatās too bad. I guess a lot of girls arenāt raised right, or had mothers who set a good example.
They sure are very aggressive.Older women go for it themselves, whether money or sex.
You had to be more patient, my friend! Even girls who are raised right eventually āget thereā! Just takes longer.True. I couldn't 'get anywhere' with girls who were raised right. Fortunately for me however there were so many that weren't raised right.
Now ya tell me.You had to be more patient, my friend! Even girls who are raised right eventually āget thereā! Just takes longer.
I stop by Chick-Fil-A a couple times a week for lunch. It is like 2 miles from my office, making it very convenient. Also, the people who work there are very efficient, making it quick to get in and then get out. I usually get a bowl of the chicken noodle soup and a Coke zero, along with a couple packs of crackers. I know, it sounds boring. But it is quick, easy, and pretty good.
So today I went through the drive thru there. I decided to buy a chicken sandwich today, just to mix it up a bit. It was just a little after noon. They were doing this promotional thing called āThe Power Hourā. They had a lot of people on hand, so the drive thru line went a lot faster than usual, even with the high-volume lunch crowd. They got a guy dressed up like a cow, white/black cow balloons everywhere, and they were giving out cards for free food. Plus, they had a lot of other folks walking around carrying signs pimping their āPower Hourā schtick. It was very festive.
Well, one of the people carrying around a sign was this 30-ish looking hottie. She had a butt to die for! I was totally mesmerized by it. I am checking it out hard as I sat in my car in line. So, I am sitting there, in my hot looking red 370Z, listening to Andrew Wilcow on Sirius 125 Patriot, on a Friday afternoon, and looking rather dapper myself for a 53 year old stud. I think to myself, āYeah, I am going to go for itā.
I will note that one of my strongest points as a cocksman is that I can make chicks laugh. Thus, I naturally incorporate humor when I am in stalking mode. I am easy to spot in line because of my extremely sexy car. She saw me and I motioned her over to me. I said, āHey there!! Big promotion today, eh?ā She said something back, then I said, āHey, I want you to know that I have been checking you out from over here. You are beautiful!ā
She smiled and blushed a bit, though looking a little uncomfortable. In addition to her spectacular butt, she was quite pretty and had a ā9ā for a body. I could tell by how she was looking at me that I had her. I just needed to set the hook.
Then I said, āYeah, your ass looks fantastic!! Let me ask you something: Can I get you to sit on my chicken sandwich before it goes into the bag? You know, take it into the little girlsā room and just sit on it for me, and mush it around real good. Then I can take it back to work and EAT it!!!ā
Well, the chick had no sense of humor whatsoever. The next thing you know, I am being escorted off the property by an off-duty cop who had stopped by for lunch and the goddamn dude dressed like the cow from the drive thru lane. The manager followed me out claiming that I am forever ābannedā from the store.
I left in a huff. Iām thinking, fuck, when did courting the opposite sex become so damn uptight?!? It is not like I was going to assault the chick. I was just working a little blue. Goddamn!! Todayās younger generations suck!