Here Are Biden's 10 Conditions For Debating Trump

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Here Are Biden's 10 Conditions For Debating Trump
SPONSORED·May 15, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

Biden's team announced the President has agreed to a debate with Donald Trump in June, but only if a lengthy set of very particular conditions are met. Here are ten things Biden's team is demanding before the President will sign off on a debate with Trump:

1. Biden's microphone must be edible: The flavor, however, may either be chocolate chip or mint chocolate.
2. Biden must be allowed to sniff the hair of the moderator before the debate: No exceptions, not even for Jake Tapper.
3. The debate must be held in a remote location with no chance of any witnesses: Like a WNBA game.
4. No one can ask any questions about the economy, inflation, Afghanistan, Gaza, the border, crime levels, Ukraine, Hunter Biden, Ashley Biden, campus protests, Title IX, or any other topics in existence: Pretty standard.
5. The only network allowed to carry debate is Al-Jazeera: Fair and balanced.
6. Each candidate will be allowed one IV infusion line for drugs: Smelling salts must also be available.
7. Candidates can phone-a-friend unlimited times: Just like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, but with dementia.
8. White House reserves right to have role of Biden played by Tom Hanks: Just in case.
9. The debate will end after 12 minutes or when Biden falls asleep, whichever comes first: The debate must also start at 10:30 a.m.
10. Trump must agree to drop out of the Presidential race and go to jail: Seems reasonable.

Ball's in your court, Trump!

 

[MarathonMike]

11. Trump must agree to the moderator having the option to play BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! over Trump's voice at any time the moderator deems necessary.

 

[JoeB131]

babylon bee.... still desperately trying to be funny.

 

[Votto]

babylon bee.... still desperately trying to be funny.

Speaking of desperation, how is life treating you these days Joe?

 

[MarathonMike]

babylon bee.... still desperately trying to be funny.

Yeah we know Joe. The only thing that is approved to be funny is Stephen Colbert and Alec Baldwin's Trump imitation.

 

[JoeB131]

Yeah we know Joe. The only thing that is approved to be funny is Stephen Colbert and Alec Baldwin's Trump imitation.

Here's a hint to good comedy. Good comedy punches up, it doesn't kick down.

Most of BB's humor is making fun of poor people, minorities, and the underprivileged.

 

[HikerGuy83]

babylon bee.... still desperately trying to be funny.

And succeeding.

YOU: Desperately trying to be relevant.

And failing.

 

[HikerGuy83]

Here's a hint to good comedy. Good comedy punches up, it doesn't kick down.

Most of BB's humor is making fun of poor people, minorities, and the underprivileged.

Uh-oh Advice from JoeB131...... the E.F. Hutton of.......bulls**t.

 

[Votto]

Here's a hint to good comedy. Good comedy punches up, it doesn't kick down.

Most of BB's humor is making fun of poor people, minorities, and the underprivileged.

No, they just make fun of people like you.

And it is hilarious!