Masturbation is a sin , oh no !The way it works is God is waiting for you when you die, then he pays you $14.50 for every day of your life. After you get this big pile of money, you have to “pay for your sins”
Steal a bag of Chips when you were a kid….$6
Lying…$10
Murder…..$100,000
Masturbation……35 cents
Doesn’t seem like much but it adds up
35 cents, 35 cents, 35 cents, 35 cents………..