Fake Moon Landing

I was reading somewhere that they wanna make time zones on the moon.

I'm just glad that I have all of those old Accutrons.

You just never know when you're gonna be on the moon and need a tuning fork.
 
No one really knew for sure aside from a handful of people who probably swore to secrecy as patriots doing their duty for the good of the nation.
America being america, everyone of those patriots would have spilled the beans as soon as they got retired and even sooner if fired. Remember those prostitutes who woke up after thirty years of forgetfulness and started fishing out off their fuzzy memory sordid details of their innocence being removed from them by Trump, Weinstein or no matter whom when they saw a chance to earn a buck or two? Even I, being a Russian myself and nowadays supposed to be America's not well wisher, don't believe in this fake landing crap.
 

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