You offend me!

[LindaVance826]

Well done!

 

[WinterBorn]

(Soaking bread in anti-freeze to poison your dog)

Man, that would be a killing offense if I knew somebody did that to my dog.

I agree with that. Killing my dog is serious.

 

[hipeter924]

I don't get offended. But I do get annoyed or bored of dealing with other people, so it is nice to have peace and quiet - and the opportunity to read and learn without it turning into a political debate over semantics.

 

[hortysir]

This guy is one of the main reasons I moved out of the suburbs and moved to the country...

This thread is one of the main reasons why I come here

 

[MaryL]

I take it you have an issue with your local HOA. Try living with (il)legal Mexicans. Pink and green houses and fourteen cars per house, cannibalism, dogs and cats living together. Maybe not so bad as that, but bad enough. You will welcome a home owners association when it gets to that point.

 

[WinterBorn]

I take it you have an issue with your local HOA. Try living with (il)legal Mexicans. Pink and green houses and fourteen cars per house, cannibalism, dogs and cats living together. Maybe not so bad as that, but bad enough. You will welcome a home owners association when it gets to that point.

Cannibalism? Really? And an HOA prevents that?

 

[MaryL]

SO far as I can tell, they don't mind cannibalism or a shade of mass murder, as long as they are white and discreet about it.

 

[WinterBorn]

SO far as I can tell, they don't mind cannibalism or a shade of mass murder, as long as they are white and discreet about it.

LMAO!!!

In other words, they haven't actually said that they are not cannibals?

Come to think of it, so far as I can tell you don't mind any of that either.

 

[Roadrunner]

Stay near a gym...hospitals suck.

My problem is not that I am in bad shape, but, if I ever fucked up and got hurt out here, there ain't nobody to hear me, and I am 90 miles from decent care.

Good thing is, when shit has happened out here in the past, they use the church I share this clearing with for a chopper pad.

If I could get to a phone, I could get a chopper right on top of me.

If I could get to a phone.

They have these portable phones nowadays...call em cell phones I think...

Ha, I WISH a cell phone would work where I live.

 

[DriftingSand]

You offend me. That's right....I am offended by you! Because I have had the sore misfortune of living across the street from you I have to get up every morning, open my front door and look at your house. It bothers me man! That color! Who the hell gave you permission to use the same color that was on my daddy's coffin cover the day he died huh assxhole? Just answer me that you piece of shixt! Where I come from those are fightin' words! Even if there are no words spoken...it's just understood...so I'm putting you on notice....that color has to go!

Do you realize the pain and anguish that you are putting me through day in and day out? Don't you care at all? Obviously not! I'm telling you man this has got to stop and I'm just the person to stop it bro!

Annnnnd while we're on the subject what's up with that Flag in your front yard? I didn't come here to be offended by the symbol of something I hate! I don't care if your family has been here for three hundred years this country is about newcomers not the old farts that have been here too long as far as I'm concerned. NEW BLOOD IS IN OLD BLOOD IS OUT ..get it? Got it?? We'll I'm damn sure gonna make sure you get it.....understand me assxhole?

Oh yeah...you know I am so tired of the December Holiday bullshit you put me through every twelve months too! You know I'm just getting more and more angry as I think about all the ways you put upon me! That wreath! I could just scream! How the hell am I supposed to bow down to the east three times a day knowing that that thing is there! You are interfering with my worship and I am not going to tolerate it! This is my street and there isn't enough room on it for both of us so I have come to the conclusion that you are leaving...even if you don't know it yet.

Your freedom of expression is impinging upon my sensitivities and I have a right to fix that you clueless, calloused, sacrilegious fool! Your laughter is sinful, your clothing is immoral, your beliefs are condemnable, your habits are irresponsible, your happiness is infuriating, your freedom is wrong!

Time to take you out. After that I have a score to settle with the local supermarket that sells Kosher products too!

JO

Another Obama speech?

 

[Katzndogz]

I take it you have an issue with your local HOA. Try living with (il)legal Mexicans. Pink and green houses and fourteen cars per house, cannibalism, dogs and cats living together. Maybe not so bad as that, but bad enough. You will welcome a home owners association when it gets to that point.

Not only that but you need a bunker .for when the mexicans have a birthday party.