Words that will outlive the Olympics!

[HenryBHough]

Sometimes things are said in moments of inspiration and others are said with brain disengaged. Judge for yourself into which category these fall. They were sent to me by a friend who attributed them to Australian sports commentators but they could have come out of any nationality:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...
Oh my God, what have I just said?"

 

[Tilly]

Ha ha ha. Tooooo funny! Thank you

 

[OldLady]

Sometimes things are said in moments of inspiration and others are said with brain disengaged. Judge for yourself into which category these fall. They were sent to me by a friend who attributed them to Australian sports commentators but they could have come out of any nationality:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...
Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Literally laughing OUT LOUD.

 

[blastoff]

Funny but I'm wondering if they're for real. The kissing his balls thing has been around in various iterations before.

 

[HenryBHough]

Funny but I'm wondering if they're for real. The kissing his balls thing has been around in various iterations before.

If yer laughing....then, to quote a dizzy old bitch.....

"What difference does it make?"

 

[JOSweetHeart]

To me, the #4 statement needs to be removed. In my opinion, it isn't something to laugh at.

God bless you always!!!

Holly