Women can now legally go topless in 6 states.

Some women shouldn't be going around topless.

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Great...now the purple haired pussy hat crowd will be showing off their floppy mammary glands at Feminazi protests.

Doubt we’ll see any slim hotties going topless at the beach like there are in Spain and Greece.
 
Some women shouldn't be going around topless.

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How about men? Are you all in photogenic model form? Any fat hairy bellies? We women like those broad shoulders, that little pelt on a man's chest, and flat bellies. Maybe a bit of a six-pack?
Broad shoulders check. Chest pelt check. Flat belly not check. Six pack check. Just picked up some Dos Equis.
 
Oh, by the way, we need to add a couple sentences to the new laws.

"No women over 40 are allowed to participate"

"No women regardless of age are allowed to participate if they are overweight."
 
Some women shouldn't be going around topless.

plussize-313674.jpg

How about men? Are you all in photogenic model form? Any fat hairy bellies? We women like those broad shoulders, that little pelt on a man's chest, and flat bellies. Maybe a bit of a six-pack?
Broad shoulders check. Chest pelt check. Flat belly not check. Six pack check. Just picked up some Dos Equis.

Flat belly is an essential. No beer guts or flab.
 
Topless is not what it is made up to be

Many women are best advised to keep their top on
 
Topless is not what it is made up to be

Many women are best advised to keep their top on

And men, as well. Does anyone want to go to the beach and see a fat, hairy beer-gut exposed? Perhaps we all need to keep our shirts on, at least until we can sort this out as a group. Perhaps we all should cover up.
 

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