So far........
Reporting live* from the center of the path of a storm that has the local news kids positively aflutter.
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Now's your chance Jesus.... You know I lead the little ones astray.
The storm isn't that bad, dude.
Just pointing out an opportunity for God. Not unlike each and every one of us faces pretty much daily. It's simply our jobs to write about it.Reporting live* from the center of the path of a storm that has the local news kids positively aflutter.
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Now's your chance Jesus.... You know I lead the little ones astray.
Okay, but if this is the worst he's got....Just pointing out an opportunity for God. Not unlike each and every one of us faces pretty much daily. It's simply our jobs to write about it.Reporting live* from the center of the path of a storm that has the local news kids positively aflutter.
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Now's your chance Jesus.... You know I lead the little ones astray.
If He can't do it with one bolt of lightening, is He worth worshiping? Really?!?Okay, but if this is the worst he's got....Just pointing out an opportunity for God. Not unlike each and every one of us faces pretty much daily. It's simply our jobs to write about it.
Weather kids! 
Or did God just spare an average opinion that pleases Him?
He's got a long list of assholes to go through before he gets to you.Looks like God either doesn't care or He likes me!
He could do it without a lightning bolt. But why would you want Him to?If He can't do it with one bolt of lightening, is He worth worshiping? Really?!?Okay, but if this is the worst he's got....Just pointing out an opportunity for God. Not unlike each and every one of us faces pretty much daily. It's simply our jobs to write about it.
Kind of like Santa? Did I make the God's naughty list with this thread?He's got a long list of assholes to go through before he gets to you.Looks like God either doesn't care or He likes me!
According to The Bible, God has a special place in hell for me because I know the story of Jesus and not only choose to consider its Divinity bullshit, but I actively speak my mind, and I use Gods Word in my efforts to convince the rest of y'all that it's crap.Why would He wants to silence you? He gave you your freedom to choose and think for a reason.
I wouldn't go tempting him though. Because God is not one to be mocked.
I don't 'want' Him to - I challenge him to. There is a HUGE difference.He could do it without a lightning bolt. But why would you want Him to?If He can't do it with one bolt of lightening, is He worth worshiping? Really?!?Okay, but if this is the worst he's got....
If God is, I shouldn't have to spot Him any points in our li'l game of one-on-one.You might get better results if you stood on top of a hill wearing chain mail and carrying a copper pole.
But I wouldn't recommend it.
Why? What do you care what another's personal beliefs are? If a christian said that, all hell would break loose on here and we'd be told to not shove our beliefs down other people's throats. Quit proselytizing!!! I don't care what you believe or don't believe so why are you so arrogant that you feel it's necessary to tell me that I'm the one that's wrong and that I should think like you do? Why are you being so damn judgmental????According to The Bible, God has a special place in hell for me because I know the story of Jesus and not only choose to consider its Divinity bullshit, but I actively speak my mind, and I use Gods Word in my efforts to convince the rest of y'all that it's crap.Why would He wants to silence you? He gave you your freedom to choose and think for a reason.
I wouldn't go tempting him though. Because God is not one to be mocked.
If God wanted to boost his standing in the polls, taking me out on a dark and stormy night, especially on a night when I challenge Him directly, would do just that.
Here is me, directly and pointedly mocking God to His face, not loosing sleep and walking about the world the next day bragging about it because The God of The Bible is imaginary. So is The God of The Koran, if that matters to any readers.
