So far........
Reporting live* from the center of the path of a storm that has the local news kids positively aflutter.
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Now's your chance Jesus.... You know I lead the little ones astray.
The storm isn't that bad, dude.
Reporting live* from the center of the path of a storm that has the local news kids positively aflutter.
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Now's your chance Jesus.... You know I lead the little ones astray.
Okay, but if this is the worst he's got....Reporting live* from the center of the path of a storm that has the local news kids positively aflutter.
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Now's your chance Jesus.... You know I lead the little ones astray.
Just pointing out an opportunity for God. Not unlike each and every one of us faces pretty much daily. It's simply our jobs to write about it.
Okay, but if this is the worst he's got....
Just pointing out an opportunity for God. Not unlike each and every one of us faces pretty much daily. It's simply our jobs to write about it.
Weather kids! 
Or did God just spare an average opinion that pleases Him?
Looks like God either doesn't care or He likes me!
Okay, but if this is the worst he's got....Just pointing out an opportunity for God. Not unlike each and every one of us faces pretty much daily. It's simply our jobs to write about it.
If He can't do it with one bolt of lightening, is He worth worshiping? Really?!?
Looks like God either doesn't care or He likes me!
He's got a long list of assholes to go through before he gets to you.
Why would He wants to silence you? He gave you your freedom to choose and think for a reason.
I wouldn't go tempting him though. Because God is not one to be mocked.
Okay, but if this is the worst he's got....
If He can't do it with one bolt of lightening, is He worth worshiping? Really?!?
He could do it without a lightning bolt. But why would you want Him to?
You might get better results if you stood on top of a hill wearing chain mail and carrying a copper pole.
But I wouldn't recommend it.
Why would He wants to silence you? He gave you your freedom to choose and think for a reason.
I wouldn't go tempting him though. Because God is not one to be mocked.
According to The Bible, God has a special place in hell for me because I know the story of Jesus and not only choose to consider its Divinity bullshit, but I actively speak my mind, and I use Gods Word in my efforts to convince the rest of y'all that it's crap.
If God wanted to boost his standing in the polls, taking me out on a dark and stormy night, especially on a night when I challenge Him directly, would do just that.
Here is me, directly and pointedly mocking God to His face, not loosing sleep and walking about the world the next day bragging about it because The God of The Bible is imaginary. So is The God of The Koran, if that matters to any readers.
