Wife Stories

[ChemEngineer]

We have a queen size bed for my Queen.

She sleeps on 45% of it...... the center 45%.

[This is gonna be good!]
[And no posting your husband stories, Lakhota and you other Lefties.]

 

[Thunk]

My last gf would squeeze closer & closer to me until I was falling off the bed.

I would jump out of bed, run around it & climb in on the other side...stretch out and say AAAAHHHHHHHHH...ROOM!

 

[Rambunctious]

My last lady friend was all over the bed and she would put her cold feet on me and wake me up... so I dumped the Cal King and got a Sleep Number double mattress adjustable bed and it worked most of the time... but not on nights when she had a few too many wines....

 

[Thunk]

she would put her cold feet on me and wake me up

Maybe they should invent a bed with a dividing wall