Why men prefer dogs to wives

[CMike]

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor

4. A dog's parents never visit

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"


10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.


11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you

 

[editec]

Gotta admit, this is all truth.

Face it...if people were more like dogs, this would be a better (abiet somewhat smellier) world.

 

[uscitizen]

Butt smelling would replace handshakes.

 

[Luissa]

peanut butter?

 

[AllieBaba]

I prefer a dog to a husband any day of the week.

 

[uscitizen]

Who do you think this thread was dedicated to?

 

[Ringel05]

Why men prefer dogs to wives

That's just plain sick........

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

That's funny. Dogs are great, aren't they?

The difference between cats and dogs:

If you feed a dog and take care of its every need the dog will think, "He (she) must be a God!"

If you feed a cat and take care of its every need the cat will think, "I must be a God!"

I think women are more like cats than dogs.

 

[uscitizen]

Why men prefer dogs to wives

That's just plain sick........

Well dogs sure beat squiddy things.

 

[Wonky Pundit]

Gotta admit, this is all truth.

Face it...if people were more like dogs, this would be a better (abiet somewhat smellier) world.

And we could wrestle naked in public to establish who's more important!

 

[BDBoop]

I prefer a dog to a husband any day of the week.

Seconded. My marriage ended almost three years ago.

I still miss my dogs.

Dogs rock. My favorite past-time is going to the doggy park with my fur-niece, Mitzi.

 

[Claudette]

I'll take my 4 dogs over a hubby also.

Dogs rock.

 

[High_Gravity]

Dogs are better than wives because the dog won't say anything if you show up back to the spot with 3 horny college co-eds.

 

[JackDan]

now thats being copied to the email 4 sure.

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