Why did Obama lie about breaking his buddy’s nose (no trolling from those who believe him)

[Rocko]

I mean yeah it doesn’t take a deeply cynical mind to question his story’s truth. In other words it’s obviously bullshit.


There are only 2 reasons I can think of that he lied about something as stupid as this. 1) He sees all the memes about him being a pussy and he wants to push back on that narrative
2) And this is the reason for the lie in my opinion. Blacks stereotypically are know for violence and losing their shit when a racial slur is hurled at them. I think Obama has gone to great lengths to prove “he’s down” with the black community. Despite being rich the dude moved to Harlem when he was in school. He also lived in a shithole in Chicago. I’ve seen him about how “the barbershops in Chicago know he’s black” more stereotypes. Recently he said blacks voted for Trump because hip hop culture respects wealth. This is obviously dealing with a racial complex IMO.

Any other theories?

 

[Concerned American]

I mean yeah it doesn’t take a deeply cynical mind to question his story’s truth. In other words it’s obviously bullshit.


There are only 2 reasons I can think of that he lied about something as stupid as this. 1) He sees all the memes about him being a pussy and he wants to push back on that narrative
2) And this is the reason for the lie in my opinion. Blacks stereotypically are know for violence and losing their shit when a racial slur is hurled at them. I think Obama has gone to great lengths to prove “he’s down” with the black community. Despite being rich the dude moved to Harlem when he was in school. He also lived in a shithole in Chicago. I’ve seen him about how “the barbershops in Chicago know he’s black” more stereotypes. Recently he said blacks voted for Trump because hip hop culture respects wealth. This is obviously dealing with a racial complex IMO.

Any other theories?

Because, he's always been a liar, that's what he does.

 

[JGalt]

It's pretty hard to believe that this guy ever "broke" anything, other than breaking some other guy's dick off in his ass. Look at those skinny arms. I could snap those like a twig.

 

[Rambunctious]

Obama is not confident in his manhood...a real man would never discuss a physical altercation of their past....

 

[JGalt]

Obama is not confident in his manhood...a real man would never discuss a physical altercation of their past....

Especially what someone he called a "friend." Real friends don't try to be the big man at the expense of other friends.

 

[Rocko]

Obama is not confident in his manhood...a real man would never discuss a physical altercation of their past....

Interesting and plausible theory

 

[skye]

Ovomit Hussein lied?????????????????

 

[Rocko]

Obama is not confident in his manhood...a real man would never discuss a physical altercation of their past....

Especially what someone he called a "friend." Real friends don't try to be the big man at the expense of other friends.

Excellent point

 

[Rocko]

We could joke around about this all night, but the reality is it’s kind of sad

 

[Blackrook]

Obama is gay. At some point, this will be revealed and he will no longer be able to deny it.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I mean yeah it doesn’t take a deeply cynical mind to question his story’s truth. In other words it’s obviously bullshit.


There are only 2 reasons I can think of that he lied about something as stupid as this. 1) He sees all the memes about him being a pussy and he wants to push back on that narrative
2) And this is the reason for the lie in my opinion. Blacks stereotypically are know for violence and losing their shit when a racial slur is hurled at them. I think Obama has gone to great lengths to prove “he’s down” with the black community. Despite being rich the dude moved to Harlem when he was in school. He also lived in a shithole in Chicago. I’ve seen him about how “the barbershops in Chicago know he’s black” more stereotypes. Recently he said blacks voted for Trump because hip hop culture respects wealth. This is obviously dealing with a racial complex IMO.

Any other theories?

The only thing Barry had break was a rubber when he was getting his ass pounded in a Chicago bathhouse.

 

[Blackrook]

Obama's homosexuality is the worst kept secret in America today.

Also, he wasn't born in Hawaii, everyone knows that too.

 

[Bush92]

It's pretty hard to believe that this guy ever "broke" anything, other than breaking some other guy's dick off in his ass. Look at those skinny arms. I could snap those like a twig.

Queen: "Bicycle! Bicycle! I love to ride my bicycle, I love to ride my bike..."

 

[JGalt]

It's pretty hard to believe that this guy ever "broke" anything, other than breaking some other guy's dick off in his ass. Look at those skinny arms. I could snap those like a twig.

Queen: "Bicycle! Bicycle! I love to ride my bicycle, I love to ride my bike..."

"Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round.."

 

[Rocko]

“I’ll take things that never happened for 500 Alex”

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

It's pretty hard to believe that this guy ever "broke" anything, other than breaking some other guy's dick off in his ass. Look at those skinny arms. I could snap those like a twig.

Queen: "Bicycle! Bicycle! I love to ride my bicycle, I love to ride my bike..."

"Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round.."

Except in this case it's fat bottom guys.

 

[theHawk]

I mean yeah it doesn’t take a deeply cynical mind to question his story’s truth. In other words it’s obviously bullshit.


There are only 2 reasons I can think of that he lied about something as stupid as this. 1) He sees all the memes about him being a pussy and he wants to push back on that narrative
2) And this is the reason for the lie in my opinion. Blacks stereotypically are know for violence and losing their shit when a racial slur is hurled at them. I think Obama has gone to great lengths to prove “he’s down” with the black community. Despite being rich the dude moved to Harlem when he was in school. He also lived in a shithole in Chicago. I’ve seen him about how “the barbershops in Chicago know he’s black” more stereotypes. Recently he said blacks voted for Trump because hip hop culture respects wealth. This is obviously dealing with a racial complex IMO.

Any other theories?

He is instigating violence against white people. Simple as that.

 

[JGalt]

I mean yeah it doesn’t take a deeply cynical mind to question his story’s truth. In other words it’s obviously bullshit.


There are only 2 reasons I can think of that he lied about something as stupid as this. 1) He sees all the memes about him being a pussy and he wants to push back on that narrative
2) And this is the reason for the lie in my opinion. Blacks stereotypically are know for violence and losing their shit when a racial slur is hurled at them. I think Obama has gone to great lengths to prove “he’s down” with the black community. Despite being rich the dude moved to Harlem when he was in school. He also lived in a shithole in Chicago. I’ve seen him about how “the barbershops in Chicago know he’s black” more stereotypes. Recently he said blacks voted for Trump because hip hop culture respects wealth. This is obviously dealing with a racial complex IMO.

Any other theories?

He is instigating violence against white people. Simple as that.

If that's the case, I would suggest that Barack Obama locks himself in the bathroom, and punches his white half in the face until he passes out.

 

[Rocko]

I mean yeah it doesn’t take a deeply cynical mind to question his story’s truth. In other words it’s obviously bullshit.


There are only 2 reasons I can think of that he lied about something as stupid as this. 1) He sees all the memes about him being a pussy and he wants to push back on that narrative
2) And this is the reason for the lie in my opinion. Blacks stereotypically are know for violence and losing their shit when a racial slur is hurled at them. I think Obama has gone to great lengths to prove “he’s down” with the black community. Despite being rich the dude moved to Harlem when he was in school. He also lived in a shithole in Chicago. I’ve seen him about how “the barbershops in Chicago know he’s black” more stereotypes. Recently he said blacks voted for Trump because hip hop culture respects wealth. This is obviously dealing with a racial complex IMO.

Any other theories?

He is instigating violence against white people. Simple as that.

I don’t know if he’s a maniacal genius like that. I honestly think he’s just fucked in the head

 

[skye]

Hey....some people lie.... they are not sincere human beings, very sad.....Ovomit was one case like that.