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[Annie]

I don't usually do this, but it's a 3 day weekend and my sense of humor is going good, so...links at site, but you can tell...

http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110009679

'For Now, We'll Stick With Uncle Ben's'
"U.S. Reserves Judgment on Palestinian Govt-Rice"--headline, Reuters, Feb. 16

What Would We Do Without Soothsayers?
"Year of Pig Signals Conflicts Before New World Order: Soothsayers"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Feb. 14

What Would We Do Without Alert Penguins?
"Penguin Alert as Whaler Catches Fire off Antarctic"--headline, Times (London), Feb. 15

If He Uses Some OFF!, He Should Be Fine
"China Sentences Man to Death in Ant Case"--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 15

And You Think Your Boss Is Bad
"Monster Exec Wants to Plead Guilty"--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 15

'Hey, I Know That Tribe!'
"Tribe at 1st Thanksgiving Is Recognized"--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 15

The Ancient Greeks Got There First
"Greek Archaeologists Discover Theater"--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 15

News You Can Use
"Online Dating Persona Differs From Reality"--headline, Cornell Daily Sun, Feb. 16