What Would You Ask Tiger Woods

[AquaAthena]

AUGUSTA, Ga. (AP) — Tiger Woods wasted no time getting some practice in for his return to golf, teeing off shortly after the course opened as fans streamed in by the thousands to get a look.

Much more: FOXNews.com - Tiger hits the links for some Masters practice

If you could ask Tiger Woods one question, what would it be?

I would ask him how it feels to actually walk on dry land, as opposed to water.

 

[goldcatt]

Whatever I decided to ask him, I'd make sure it was from more than an arm's length away.

 

[uscitizen]

Ahh just an observation.
Ever had a heart cath?
It proves that the way to a mans heart begins in his groin.

 

[Conspiracist]

Want to buy my seester!?

 

[Epsilon Delta]

"Can you give me some money?"

 

[Defiant1]

I would ask him for a copy of his reject list.

 

[Wry Catcher]

How to hit the green with my approach shot.

 

[Big Black Dog]

What would I ask Tiger Woods? Let me think. I know. How does it feel to be a complete asshole?

 

[jillian]

I'd ask him if he could teach me to swing a golf club.

i mean, really people!

 

[☭proletarian☭]

'Why did you interrupt my TV show to babble about all the pussy you keep getting, asshole? Also, golf's not a sport.'

 

[uscitizen]

What would I ask Tiger Woods? Let me think. I know. How does it feel to be a complete asshole?

Daayum! Best reply so far.
Can't rep you again yet though.

 

[Oddball]

What Would You Ask Tiger Woods

Know of any of your fellow players who need a waaaaay better than average caddy?

 

[Zoom-boing]

Aren't your 15 minutes up yet?

 

[Truthmatters]

I would ask him to sign as many golf balls as he would be willing to sign.

Then I would sell them.

I really dont care about anything else in this guys life.

 

[masquerade]

Excuse me Mr. Tiger ... may I ask you a question please?

Why is it you need 90 bodyguards?

 

[goldcatt]

Excuse me Mr. Tiger ... may I ask you a question please?

Why is it you need 90 bodyguards?

That's a good question.

Any of them women?

 

[Immanuel]

For golf lessons for life.

Immie

 

[Angelhair]

Why Tiger, Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????????

 

[xsited1]

Did you vote for Obama?

 

[Terry]

Mr. Woods,

If you can give advice to the average golfer one area of their game to focus on what would it be, and please explain why and give us a lesson on that tip.

His answer would be consistency in putting. LOL