What is the best age to brainwash your child?

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Since we know that every child is brainwashed (it's called life experiences folks) when is the best time to start?

Let’s say you wait until the child reaches their teens to do it. Upon what will the child base his or her decision?

Simple answer: Upon the brainwashings of the last umpteen years of their life.
 
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Just sit them in front of the T.V..and let MTV decide whats right and wrong
much better than brain washing them with values and morality

Does anyone actually watch MTV? I can't remember them having a hit since Pimp My Ride.
 

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The time to Brainwash children begins in the womb.

Of course, we are assuming that the brainwashing will take. There are known cases of bad and even retro like brainwashed individuals popping out of the mommy tube and becoming ill-behaved children.

Also, Let us not forget that brand named Brain detergent may not be as good as a spanking at the appropriate time.

To parents that see their need to educate their children akin to brain washing, please take heart. A child whose head is filled with applicable knowledge is much better than a child whose head is totally empty.

Now go forward parents, Brainwash your tots!!
 
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Does anyone actually watch MTV?

lord only knows..
I haven't watched it in years and years and years...it should be called RTV...Reality TV.

There's no Music in what's supposed to be MTV...

It totally sucks.

All their shows tend to revolve around sex or dating, (which stinks because the shows I liked on MTV had nothing to do with that, pimp my ride, boiling point and celebrity deathmatch).

I swear if this country ever removes the ban on nudity in regular TV MTV will be the first channel to use it.
 

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Just sit them in front of the T.V..and let MTV decide whats right and wrong
much better than brain washing them with values and morality

I counted on Barney 16 years ago.

Fucking Purple Dinosaur has been a HUGE disappointment.:mad:
 

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Barney + Pink Floyd =

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