What are you doing to prepare for the SOTU

[deltex1]

I need another enema...having flashbacks...

 

[deltex1]

Fat kids are disappearing...

 

[deltex1]

I wonder who told him all this stuff is going on...

 

[deltex1]

Coastal areas are flooding....Algore was right!

 

[g5000]

Cleaning my shot glasses and pulling down the Maker's Mark.


Every time he says "I" or refers to himself in any way, shot...


I don't have to work tomorrow...

The word "I" is in the total speech 49 times.

 

[deltex1]

Cue chuck Schumer for the smile...

 

[g5000]

Comparison: Bush's 2007 speech had "I" 30 times.

 

[PixieStix]

Why is he trying to sound like a republican?

 

[deltex1]

Now I'm crying...give that woman a chance...

 

[PixieStix]

He is eager to work with everyone except when he isn't. The liberals on the floor do the wave

 

[hjmick]

Cleaning my shot glasses and pulling down the Maker's Mark.


Every time he says "I" or refers to himself in any way, shot...


I don't have to work tomorrow...

The word "I" is in the total speech 49 times.

DUDE! Fucking "Spoiler Alert" next time!


DICK!

 

[PixieStix]

Nancy is so moved by his declaration that she is crying uncontrollably

 

[deltex1]

High quality pre k education is the parents job, bozo.

 

[Duped]

Obama wants to leave our future generations with clean air, and overwhelming debt

 

[deltex1]

Michelle looks like she ate some bad cabbage...

 

[Duped]

Nancy is so moved by his declaration that she is crying uncontrollably

He doesn't have to say anything for that effect - he just needs to move his lips.

 

[deltex1]

Who is the hag in the orange jacket with the purple hair...I am getting erect!

 

[deltex1]

Amanda needs to lose weight.

 

[deltex1]

I think Joe Biden is in love....

 

[PixieStix]

I think Joe Biden is in love....

He sure seems to be all flushed. Or he is trying not to laugh over all the lies he is hearing