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[WillowTree]

I was minding my own business earlier this afternoon. Arguing health care with the MODMOONBATMORON when a baby squirrel decides he will fall out of his nest and into the swimming pool. He's in safe hands now, I have a friend who can raise them. I had to go buy a bottle and some KMR and they've bonded nicely. I've named him Spitz. Why me lord?

 

[uscitizen]

Have your squirrels spayed and neutered.

 

[hjmick]

Have your squirrels spayed and neutered.

Or stewed...

 

[Luissa]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWrMQVsuak]YouTube - Disney Pixar Up! Squirrel scenes[/ame]

 

[WillowTree]

Have your squirrels spayed and neutered.

Or stewed...

All you think about is eating

 

[Sherry]

So did you dive in to fetch him??

 

[hjmick]

Have your squirrels spayed and neutered.

Or stewed...

All you think about is eating

Actually, cooking. I think about cooking. I only eat once, sometimes twice, a day. I could probably make squirrel taste pretty good...

 

[WillowTree]

So did you dive in to fetch him??

No, my husband fished him out with the skimmer net.

 

[WillowTree]

Or stewed...

All you think about is eating

Actually, cooking. I think about cooking. I only eat once, sometimes twice, a day. I could probably make squirrel taste pretty good...

We named him Spitz. He's not for cooking.

 

[AllieBaba]

Didn't you recently have a dog in your pool, too????

 

[Big Black Dog]

I was minding my own business earlier this afternoon. Arguing health care with the MODMOONBATMORON when a baby squirrel decides he will fall out of his nest and into the swimming pool. He's in safe hands now, I have a friend who can raise them. I had to go buy a bottle and some KMR and they've bonded nicely. I've named him Spitz. Why me lord?

Do you have a bushy tail and look good in trees?

 

[xotoxi]

I was minding my own business earlier this afternoon. Arguing health care with the MODMOONBATMORON when a baby squirrel decides he will fall out of his nest and into the swimming pool. He's in safe hands now, I have a friend who can raise them. I had to go buy a bottle and some KMR and they've bonded nicely. I've named him Spitz. Why me lord?

Should have named him Louganis.

 

[SFC Ollie]

You do know that according to this guy, squirrels are the spies for the vast animal conspiracy.....

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXybFgTy95g]YouTube - The Animal Conspiracy- An Inconvenient Horror[/ame]

 

[hjmick]

All you think about is eating

Actually, cooking. I think about cooking. I only eat once, sometimes twice, a day. I could probably make squirrel taste pretty good...

We named him Spitz. He's not for cooking.

That's why I never name my pets...

 

[uscitizen]

So did you dive in to fetch him??

No, my husband fished him out with the skimmer net.

Ahh the husband mule to the rescue.

 

[uscitizen]

All you think about is eating

Actually, cooking. I think about cooking. I only eat once, sometimes twice, a day. I could probably make squirrel taste pretty good...

We named him Spitz. He's not for cooking.

Au contrare. They cook well on Spits.

 

[California Girl]

Actually, cooking. I think about cooking. I only eat once, sometimes twice, a day. I could probably make squirrel taste pretty good...

We named him Spitz. He's not for cooking.

That's why I never name my pets...

You do know that, technically, if you buy your pet from a grocery store, it's not actually a 'pet', it's dinner, right?

 

[WillowTree]

Didn't you recently have a dog in your pool, too????

Yes, the neighbors dog. and don't lecture, we have TWO fences around the pool. TWO fences.

 

[saveliberty]

Take down the animal hospice sign.

 

[WillowTree]

FYI We took Spitz to rehab today.