Valentine's Day Gift Advice For Men

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Dear Men,

Here is a wee bit of advice regarding Valentine's Day Gifts:

Do Not Give Your Woman The HUNKA LOVE Vermont Teddy Bear.

Big Hunka Love Bear Send a Giant Teddy Bear

She will hate it and you will pay for it for the rest of your life.

You are very welcome for this helpful advice.

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Your advice is too late for many. The 6ft bear is already sold out.
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Dear Men,

Here is a wee bit of advice regarding Valentine's Day Gifts:

Do Not Give Your Woman The HUNKA LOVE Vermont Teddy Bear.

Big Hunka Love Bear Send a Giant Teddy Bear

She will hate it and you will pay for it for the rest of your life.

You are very welcome for this helpful advice.

boe
 

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Dear Men,

Here is a wee bit of advice regarding Valentine's Day Gifts:

Do Not Give Your Woman The HUNKA LOVE Vermont Teddy Bear.

Big Hunka Love Bear Send a Giant Teddy Bear

She will hate it and you will pay for it for the rest of your life.

You are very welcome for this helpful advice.

boe
:lol:

What kind of grown woman wants a giant stuffed animal? What the hell are we supposed to do with that? Play with it? What are we? 6 years old?

Really, I'm kidding. I would be grateful for ANY gift because it truly is the thought that counts, IMO. I would be very pleased that he thought of me enough to buy me anything. :D It's sweet.
 
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Dear Men,

Here is a wee bit of advice regarding Valentine's Day Gifts:

Do Not Give Your Woman The HUNKA LOVE Vermont Teddy Bear.

Big Hunka Love Bear Send a Giant Teddy Bear

She will hate it and you will pay for it for the rest of your life.

You are very welcome for this helpful advice.

boe
:lol:

What kind of grown woman wants a giant stuffed animal? What the hell are we supposed to do with that? Play with it? What are we? 6 years old?

Really, I'm kidding. I would be grateful for ANY gift because it truly is the thought that counts, IMO. I would be very pleased that he thought of me enough to buy me anything. :D It's sweet.

If the meaning of a gift is the Thought behind it, I wouldn't be very happy with the Thought that resulted in a giant annoying dust collector.
 

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If you got that 6 ft bear it would be great for a couple of hours, or if longer, then that suggests one prefers to snuggle with the bear. Haha!
Dear Men,

Here is a wee bit of advice regarding Valentine's Day Gifts:

Do Not Give Your Woman The HUNKA LOVE Vermont Teddy Bear.

Big Hunka Love Bear Send a Giant Teddy Bear

She will hate it and you will pay for it for the rest of your life.

You are very welcome for this helpful advice.

boe
:lol:

What kind of grown woman wants a giant stuffed animal? What the hell are we supposed to do with that? Play with it? What are we? 6 years old?

Really, I'm kidding. I would be grateful for ANY gift because it truly is the thought that counts, IMO. I would be very pleased that he thought of me enough to buy me anything. :D It's sweet.
 

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If you got that 6 ft bear it would be great for a couple of hours, or if longer, then that suggests one prefers to snuggle with the bear. Haha!
Dear Men,

Here is a wee bit of advice regarding Valentine's Day Gifts:

Do Not Give Your Woman The HUNKA LOVE Vermont Teddy Bear.

Big Hunka Love Bear Send a Giant Teddy Bear

She will hate it and you will pay for it for the rest of your life.

You are very welcome for this helpful advice.

boe
:lol:

What kind of grown woman wants a giant stuffed animal? What the hell are we supposed to do with that? Play with it? What are we? 6 years old?

Really, I'm kidding. I would be grateful for ANY gift because it truly is the thought that counts, IMO. I would be very pleased that he thought of me enough to buy me anything. :D It's sweet.
Lol. That's true. Imagine, losing your lover to a stuffed animal. :lol:
 
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If you got that 6 ft bear it would be great for a couple of hours, or if longer, then that suggests one prefers to snuggle with the bear. Haha!
Dear Men,

Here is a wee bit of advice regarding Valentine's Day Gifts:

Do Not Give Your Woman The HUNKA LOVE Vermont Teddy Bear.

Big Hunka Love Bear Send a Giant Teddy Bear

She will hate it and you will pay for it for the rest of your life.

You are very welcome for this helpful advice.

boe
:lol:

What kind of grown woman wants a giant stuffed animal? What the hell are we supposed to do with that? Play with it? What are we? 6 years old?

Really, I'm kidding. I would be grateful for ANY gift because it truly is the thought that counts, IMO. I would be very pleased that he thought of me enough to buy me anything. :D It's sweet.
Lol. That's true. Imagine, losing your lover to a stuffed animal. :lol:
Aha! The Fifty First Way to leave your lover has been identified!
 

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Dear Men,

Here is a wee bit of advice regarding Valentine's Day Gifts:

Do Not Give Your Woman The HUNKA LOVE Vermont Teddy Bear.

Big Hunka Love Bear Send a Giant Teddy Bear

She will hate it and you will pay for it for the rest of your life.

You are very welcome for this helpful advice.

boe
:lol:

What kind of grown woman wants a giant stuffed animal? What the hell are we supposed to do with that? Play with it? What are we? 6 years old?

Really, I'm kidding. I would be grateful for ANY gift because it truly is the thought that counts, IMO. I would be very pleased that he thought of me enough to buy me anything. :D It's sweet.

If the meaning of a gift is the Thought behind it, I wouldn't be very happy with the Thought that resulted in a giant annoying dust collector.
Well, even if I wasn't really pleased with the gift, I would be happy that he thought enough of me to spend his money on my for basically a dumbass holiday. :D
 

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I am thinking a sexy undergarments.


 

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Just give her Diamonds, it'll outlast any other gift! :D
 

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Haha! And hope they don't notice when it disappears the next day.
Meh, I get plenty of gifts from family and friends that I really don't need nor want, but just say thank you and smile. :D
 

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I am thinking a sexy undergarments.


Hehe, she wouldn't have to worry about getting rid of that the next day. I wonder if a belly ache would ensue after devouring that bacon, and render its purpose moot?
 

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That was funny!
If you got that 6 ft bear it would be great for a couple of hours, or if longer, then that suggests one prefers to snuggle with the bear. Haha!
Dear Men,

Here is a wee bit of advice regarding Valentine's Day Gifts:

Do Not Give Your Woman The HUNKA LOVE Vermont Teddy Bear.

Big Hunka Love Bear Send a Giant Teddy Bear

She will hate it and you will pay for it for the rest of your life.

You are very welcome for this helpful advice.

boe
:lol:

What kind of grown woman wants a giant stuffed animal? What the hell are we supposed to do with that? Play with it? What are we? 6 years old?

Really, I'm kidding. I would be grateful for ANY gift because it truly is the thought that counts, IMO. I would be very pleased that he thought of me enough to buy me anything. :D It's sweet.
Lol. That's true. Imagine, losing your lover to a stuffed animal. :lol:
Aha! The Fifty First Way to leave your lover has been identified!
 

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Just give her Diamonds, it'll outlast any other gift! :D
Honestly, I have no use for diamonds. :D I don't really go too many places where I would need to wear diamonds. Besides, I would not want my boyfriend/husband to spend all that money on this silly holiday. Also, what's wrong with the fakeys? Unless you are a jeweler, no one can tell the difference and they are many times cheaper.

What I would like to get, is a gift card to Kohl's. :D I could buy purses, clothes, shoes, accessories, anything I want. I LOVE gift cards. Lol.
 

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