Trump's new plan to drain the swamp

[Robert Urbanek]

Donald Trump announced plans today to drain the swamps in Louisiana. “These are really horrible places with nasty beasts: snakes, alligators and river rats. So sad.”

“We will make these dangerous places safe for Americans. We will employ thousands of hard workers to remake these ugly swamps. Muck and mud will be replaced by golf courses, hotels and casinos. And we’ll build houses, really beautiful houses for really beautiful people.”

“Let’s make Louisiana great again.”

 

[Jitss617]

Donald Trump announced plans today to drain the swamps in Louisiana. “These are really horrible places with nasty beasts: snakes, alligators and river rats. So sad.”

“We will make these dangerous places safe for Americans. We will employ thousands of hard workers to remake these ugly swamps. Muck and mud will be replaced by golf courses, hotels and casinos. And we’ll build houses, really beautiful houses for really beautiful people.”

“Let’s make Louisiana great again.”

Wtf happen to democrats. You all
Went insane

 

[task0778]

Donald Trump announced plans today to drain the swamps in Louisiana. “These are really horrible places with nasty beasts: snakes, alligators and river rats. So sad.”

“We will make these dangerous places safe for Americans. We will employ thousands of hard workers to remake these ugly swamps. Muck and mud will be replaced by golf courses, hotels and casinos. And we’ll build houses, really beautiful houses for really beautiful people.”

“Let’s make Louisiana great again.”

You might want to include a link to that statement. Otherwise people might think you're flat-out lying.

 

[toobfreak]

Donald Trump announced plans today to drain the swamps in Louisiana. “These are really horrible places with nasty beasts: snakes, alligators and river rats. So sad.”

“We will make these dangerous places safe for Americans. We will employ thousands of hard workers to remake these ugly swamps. Muck and mud will be replaced by golf courses, hotels and casinos. And we’ll build houses, really beautiful houses for really beautiful people.”

“Let’s make Louisiana great again.”

^^^^^^^^ Bone Chimp Do A Funny

 

[JGalt]

The Washington swamp creatures should be made to go live with the gators, rats, and water moccasins in the Louisiana swamp.

We'd never hear from them again.

 

[Dekster]

We are going to need a lot more illegal aliens to drain Louisiana's swamps.