Trump actively considers replacing Pence on the GOP ticket with Confederate Statue!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Alarmed by his plunging poll numbers, Donald J. Trump is actively considering replacing Mike Pence on the G.O.P. ticket with a Confederate statue, White House sources have revealed.​

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According to the sources, Trump is currently considering a short list of Confederate monuments to swap for Pence, including statues of Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and Jefferson Davis.​

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Reportedly, Trump believes that replacing Pence with a Confederate statue is just what his campaign needs to energize his base.​

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“Plus, he’ll finally have someone in his inner circle who won’t write a book,” one source said.​

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According to the same source, choosing among the Confederate statues is shaping up to be the toughest decision of Trump’s Presidency. “He thinks they’re all very fine people,” the source said.​

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But another White House insider was less sanguine about the strengths a Confederate statue would bring to Trump’s reëlection effort.​

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“Replacing Pence with an inanimate object seems like a wash to me,” the insider said.​

Trump Considering Replacing Pence with Confederate Statue

“He’ll finally have someone in his inner circle who won’t write a book,” a source said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[toobfreak]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Alarmed by his plunging poll numbers, Donald J. Trump is actively considering replacing Mike Pence on the G.O.P. ticket with a Confederate statue, White House sources have revealed.​

​

According to the sources, Trump is currently considering a short list of Confederate monuments to swap for Pence, including statues of Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and Jefferson Davis.​

​

Reportedly, Trump believes that replacing Pence with a Confederate statue is just what his campaign needs to energize his base.​

​

“Plus, he’ll finally have someone in his inner circle who won’t write a book,” one source said.​

​

According to the same source, choosing among the Confederate statues is shaping up to be the toughest decision of Trump’s Presidency. “He thinks they’re all very fine people,” the source said.​

​

But another White House insider was less sanguine about the strengths a Confederate statue would bring to Trump’s reëlection effort.​

​

“Replacing Pence with an inanimate object seems like a wash to me,” the insider said.​

Trump Considering Replacing Pence with Confederate Statue

“He’ll finally have someone in his inner circle who won’t write a book,” a source said.

www.newyorker.com

Dr. Love Actively Considers Replacing Head of Favorite Dildo with Nancy Pelosi Power Swizzle-stick French Tickler!

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Alarmed by his plunging poll numbers, Donald J. Trump is actively considering replacing Mike Pence on the G.O.P. ticket with a Confederate statue, White House sources have revealed.​

​

According to the sources, Trump is currently considering a short list of Confederate monuments to swap for Pence, including statues of Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and Jefferson Davis.​

​

Reportedly, Trump believes that replacing Pence with a Confederate statue is just what his campaign needs to energize his base.​

​

“Plus, he’ll finally have someone in his inner circle who won’t write a book,” one source said.​

​

According to the same source, choosing among the Confederate statues is shaping up to be the toughest decision of Trump’s Presidency. “He thinks they’re all very fine people,” the source said.​

​

But another White House insider was less sanguine about the strengths a Confederate statue would bring to Trump’s reëlection effort.​

​

“Replacing Pence with an inanimate object seems like a wash to me,” the insider said.​

Trump Considering Replacing Pence with Confederate Statue

“He’ll finally have someone in his inner circle who won’t write a book,” a source said.

www.newyorker.com

The only reasonable conclusion from your posts is that you have a drug problem.

 

[DrLove]

The only reasonable conclusion from your posts is that you have a drug problem.

Nah, I gave up hydroxychloroquine back in the 80's

 

[007]

The only reasonable conclusion from your posts is that you have a drug problem.

Nah, I gave up hydroxychloroquine back in the 80's

But you didn't give up on the LSD. You have brain rot.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

The only reasonable conclusion from your posts is that you have a drug problem.

Nah, I gave up hydroxychloroquine back in the 80's

But.......kept the Heroine, LSD, crack and meth ?

That definitely explains it then.

 

[DrLove]

The only reasonable conclusion from your posts is that you have a drug problem.

Nah, I gave up hydroxychloroquine back in the 80's

But.......kept the Heroine, LSD, crack and meth ?

That definitely explains it then.

Never done crack, heroin or meth - Gave up acid & shrooms in the 80s. But I do have cravings for the Trump/ Dr Phil/ Dr Oz/ Crazy Alien DNA Lady Drug from time to time!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Alarmed by his plunging poll numbers, Donald J. Trump is actively considering replacing Mike Pence on the G.O.P. ticket with a Confederate statue, White House sources have revealed.​

​

According to the sources, Trump is currently considering a short list of Confederate monuments to swap for Pence, including statues of Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and Jefferson Davis.​

​

Reportedly, Trump believes that replacing Pence with a Confederate statue is just what his campaign needs to energize his base.​

​

“Plus, he’ll finally have someone in his inner circle who won’t write a book,” one source said.​

​

According to the same source, choosing among the Confederate statues is shaping up to be the toughest decision of Trump’s Presidency. “He thinks they’re all very fine people,” the source said.​

​

But another White House insider was less sanguine about the strengths a Confederate statue would bring to Trump’s reëlection effort.​

​

“Replacing Pence with an inanimate object seems like a wash to me,” the insider said.​

Trump Considering Replacing Pence with Confederate Statue

“He’ll finally have someone in his inner circle who won’t write a book,” a source said.

www.newyorker.com

Someone told you this is satire, right?

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Alarmed by his plunging poll numbers, Donald J. Trump is actively considering replacing Mike Pence on the G.O.P. ticket with a Confederate statue, White House sources have revealed.​

​

According to the sources, Trump is currently considering a short list of Confederate monuments to swap for Pence, including statues of Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and Jefferson Davis.​

​

Reportedly, Trump believes that replacing Pence with a Confederate statue is just what his campaign needs to energize his base.​

​

“Plus, he’ll finally have someone in his inner circle who won’t write a book,” one source said.​

​

According to the same source, choosing among the Confederate statues is shaping up to be the toughest decision of Trump’s Presidency. “He thinks they’re all very fine people,” the source said.​

​

But another White House insider was less sanguine about the strengths a Confederate statue would bring to Trump’s reëlection effort.​

​

“Replacing Pence with an inanimate object seems like a wash to me,” the insider said.​

Trump Considering Replacing Pence with Confederate Statue

“He’ll finally have someone in his inner circle who won’t write a book,” a source said.

www.newyorker.com

Someone told you this is satire, right?

You should inform your Trumptardian minions who take Borowitz seriously -
ALL THE DAMNED TIME!