Toupees, toupees... hmmmmm... toupees, toupees...

[Statistikhengst]

 

[LoneLaugher]

Clearly....you are afraid of Trump.

 

[boedicca]

That's a good one, but I think Trump's hair is just an Epic Comb-over.

 

[amrchaos]

What? You mean its not just ultra thin angel hair pasta?

 

[amrchaos]

I swore Trump was a holy pastafarian. The legendary messiah that would lead the world into a noodle day!

 

[Pogo]

Toupée, or not toupée? That is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous combovers,
Or to take arms against a sea of TV networks,
And by threatening them with lawsuits, end them....

 

[JimH52]

Hair Raising Hilarity!