Tom Perez warns he will detonate explosive vest at midnight unless Dems meet fundraising goal!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON—In an effort to boost campaign contributions before election day, Tom Perez warned Friday that he will detonate his explosive vest at midnight unless Democrats meet their fundraising goal.​

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“As the election quickly approaches, we urge our supporters to please act quickly to ensure that I don’t blow myself up in a crowded public place,” said the DNC chair, explaining that even a small donation of $5 or $10 would go a long way toward preventing hundreds of lives being senselessly lost in a preventable suicide bombing.​

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“Without your monetary support, Biden and vulnerable Democratic senators are at risk of being turned to a smoldering pile of ash and bone.”​

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At press time, Perez’s threat to kill himself if the goal was not met had caused DNC donations to drop significantly.​

Tom Perez Warns He Will Detonate Explosive Vest At Midnight Unless Democrats Meet Fundraising Goal

WASHINGTON—In an effort to boost campaign contributions before election day, Tom Perez warned Friday that he will detonate his explosive vest at midnight unless Democrats meet their fundraising goal. “As the election quickly approaches, we urge our supporters to please act quickly to ensure that...

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[Auld Phart]

Why would anyone want to stop him?

 

[Meathead]

WASHINGTON—In an effort to boost campaign contributions before election day, Tom Perez warned Friday that he will detonate his explosive vest at midnight unless Democrats meet their fundraising goal.​

​

“As the election quickly approaches, we urge our supporters to please act quickly to ensure that I don’t blow myself up in a crowded public place,” said the DNC chair, explaining that even a small donation of $5 or $10 would go a long way toward preventing hundreds of lives being senselessly lost in a preventable suicide bombing.​

​

“Without your monetary support, Biden and vulnerable Democratic senators are at risk of being turned to a smoldering pile of ash and bone.”​

​

At press time, Perez’s threat to kill himself if the goal was not met had caused DNC donations to drop significantly.​

Tom Perez Warns He Will Detonate Explosive Vest At Midnight Unless Democrats Meet Fundraising Goal

WASHINGTON—In an effort to boost campaign contributions before election day, Tom Perez warned Friday that he will detonate his explosive vest at midnight unless Democrats meet their fundraising goal. “As the election quickly approaches, we urge our supporters to please act quickly to ensure that...

politics.theonion.com

Hope Pelosi is standing close by.

 

[Obiwan]

WASHINGTON—In an effort to boost campaign contributions before election day, Tom Perez warned Friday that he will detonate his explosive vest at midnight unless Democrats meet their fundraising goal.​

​

“As the election quickly approaches, we urge our supporters to please act quickly to ensure that I don’t blow myself up in a crowded public place,” said the DNC chair, explaining that even a small donation of $5 or $10 would go a long way toward preventing hundreds of lives being senselessly lost in a preventable suicide bombing.​

​

“Without your monetary support, Biden and vulnerable Democratic senators are at risk of being turned to a smoldering pile of ash and bone.”​

​

At press time, Perez’s threat to kill himself if the goal was not met had caused DNC donations to drop significantly.​

Tom Perez Warns He Will Detonate Explosive Vest At Midnight Unless Democrats Meet Fundraising Goal

WASHINGTON—In an effort to boost campaign contributions before election day, Tom Perez warned Friday that he will detonate his explosive vest at midnight unless Democrats meet their fundraising goal. “As the election quickly approaches, we urge our supporters to please act quickly to ensure that...

politics.theonion.com

Hope Pelosi is standing close by.

Maybe he should threaten to detonate it in a bunch of Democrats, and see if that motivates their base to contribute....

 

[The Irish Ram]

KBOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Obiwan]

KBOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, the bad thing is, Perez is a Democrat....

So he would probably fuck it up!!!!

 

[Orangecat]

Nice imagery from the party of domestic terrorism. Democrats are idiots.