Today, Oct. 7th, the world will end

[Vandalshandle]

....and I just wasted $10 on a flu shot!


Doomsday revision predicts we won't make it to Thursday


Question. Should I cancel tomorrow's meeting with my financial advisor, or just send all my money to Pat Robertson, or somebody?

 

[pillars]

I understand the Dr. Kent Hovind needs donations so that Jeremiah can continue her important work online.

 

[Auld Phart]

....and I just wasted $10 on a flu shot!


Doomsday revision predicts we won't make it to Thursday


Question. Should I cancel tomorrow's meeting with my financial advisor, or just send all my money to Pat Robertson, or somebody?

just send all my money to Pat Robertson, or somebody

Why?

They'll be gone too

 

[Auld Phart]

I understand the Dr. Kent Hovind needs donations so that Jeremiah can continue her important work online.

the internet will still be up after the world ends?

 

[pillars]

All I know is that when I think about the rapture, I mean something completely different.

 

[Vandalshandle]

This is absolutely going to ruin my dinner date for tomorrow night......

 

[Rotagilla]

This is absolutely going to ruin my dinner date for tomorrow night......

Well call him and reschedule for today.

 

[Vandalshandle]

I wonder if I can get a refund on my unused At&T minutes?

 

[Rotagilla]

I wonder if I can get a refund on my unused At&T minutes?

call them and ask..I'm sure they'd be sympathetic..

 

[nuhuh]

I don't want to brag or anything, but this must be at least the 10th end of the world event I will have survived.

 

[Vandalshandle]

Well, the good news is that next week I had a scheduled colonoscopy that I won't have to do....

 

[guno]

The end is near!!!!!

 

[pillars]

He must be on Pacific Standard Time or something. If not, I guess I should be counting down the minutes.

 

[Indeependent]

I understand the Dr. Kent Hovind needs donations so that Jeremiah can continue her important work online.

"important" or "impotent"?

 

[Hossfly]

View attachment 51790 The end is near!!!!!

Jeremiah check this thread out.

 

[Carla_Danger]

I understand the Dr. Kent Hovind needs donations so that Jeremiah can continue her important work online.

Posting for Jesus?

 

[dblack]

 

[nuhuh]

He must be on Pacific Standard Time or something. If not, I guess I should be counting down the minutes.

I don't know I just heard that all communication with Australia has blacked out, so it could be coming.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

View attachment 51790 The end is near!!!!!

Jeremiah check this thread out.

Only God knows the last day. The date of His return doesn't matter, what matters is that we be ready when He comes.

 

[Vandalshandle]

He must be on Pacific Standard Time or something. If not, I guess I should be counting down the minutes.

I don't know I just heard that all communication with Australia has blacked out, so it could be coming.

Australia is OK. I just heard from them: