To celebrate our great country, Biden unveils skin color based chart for gubmint payouts.

[MarathonMike]

Reformed Racist Joe YOU AIN"T BLACK Biden has unveiled a new plan for Federal assistance. This bold initiative cuts through government red tape and focuses on the only thing that matters: THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN. He consulted the top Liberal think tanks and they came up with this color chart that will be used to determine how much money you will receive. Proud and confused, The President praised his new plan: HEY!!! Ha Ha Uhhhh what?? Oh yeah the plan!! So we got this chart now that takes all the guess work out of who gets what. This is cool even I understand it. Well except for the number parts. But there it is folks and Corn Pop if you're out there I hope this makes up for the time I took a chain to your Black a- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP Hmmm something went wrong with my mic. Anyway my handlers are waving their arms I think that means I think that means I have to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

 

[Harry Dresden]

i just have to lay out in the sun for a few days and i will be in 6 figure land.....

 

[irosie91]

i just have to lay out in the sun for a few days and i will be in 6 figure land.....

I cannot manage to do brown-----but I CAN TURN VIOLACEOUS RED---but then I peel

 

[Harry Dresden]

i just have to lay out in the sun for a few days and i will be in 6 figure land.....

I cannot manage to do brown-----but I CAN TURN VIOLACEOUS RED---but then I peel

i peel a little bit.....never was red though....

 

[Moonglow]

i just have to lay out in the sun for a few days and i will be in 6 figure land.....

Then you'd end up looking like a California raisin

 

[Harry Dresden]

i just have to lay out in the sun for a few days and i will be in 6 figure land.....

Then you'd end up looking like a California raisin

nope thats the white people.....