The USMB Cookbook

[random3434]

This is an idea from another thread, a USMB "Cookbook"

Post your favorite recipie here for all to enjoy. I bet with all the different regions of posters we have on here we all could come up with a varied and delicious recipe "book."

 

[Toro]

I have a great ginger beef recipe.

I'd post it but I'm too lazy.

 

[random3434]

I love this, great for parties and a pitch in:

Vegetable Pizza

2 (8 ounce) packages refrigerated crescent rolls
2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
1 cup mayonnaise
1 (1 ounce) package dry Ranch-style dressing mix
1 cup fresh broccoli, chopped
1 cup chopped tomatoes
1 cup chopped green bell pepper
1 cup diced onions
1 cup shredded carrots
1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese







DIRECTIONS
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).
Roll out the crescent roll dough onto a 9x13 inch baking sheet, and pinch together edges to form the pizza crust.
Bake crust for 12 minutes in the preheated oven. Once finished cooking, remove crust from oven and let cool 15 minutes without removing it from the baking sheet.
In a small mixing bowl, combine cream cheese, mayonnaise, and dry Ranch dressing. Spread the mixture over the cooled crust. Arrange broccoli, tomato, green bell pepper, onions, shredded carrots, and Cheddar cheese over the cream cheese layer. Chill for one hour, slice and serve.

 

[xotoxi]

Xotoxi's Toast

1 piece of bread
toaster
spread of your choice (butter, jam, peanut butter)

1. Insert bread in toaster and lower the toaster mechanism
2. After waiting for a while, pop the bread up and check to see if it is toast.
3. If not, plug in toaster and re-lower the toaster mechanism.
4. After toast pops up, remove.
5. Apply the spread of your choice.
6. Eat and enjoy.

 

[hjmick]

Mick's Damn Good, Always Evolving Chili
(Current Recipe)

3 qts.

2 lbs. Lean ground beef brown and drain
2 lbs. Lean steak cubed brown and drain

Add:
1 cup chili powder
1 1/3 TB paprika
2 tsp. Cayenne pepper
2TB ancho chili powder
2 TB oregano
4 tsp. Salt
4 or 5 shakes of garlic powder
2 10oz. Cans Rotel diced tomatoes and green chiles
2 bottles of beer
3 or 4 shots of tequila

Cover and simmer 30 to 40 minutes.
Add 2 15oz. Cans Ranch Style Brand
Original Texas Beans, rinsed.
Simmer 30 minutes.

Chopped onions and shredded cheese for top.

This chili freezes very well and tastes even better the next day.​

 

[xotoxi]

Xotoxi's Dry Cheerios

1 Bowl
Cheerios

1. Pour Cheerios into bowl.
2. Eat and enjoy.

 

[Valerie]

Xotoxi's Dry Cheerios

1 Bowl
Cheerios

1. Pour Cheerios into bowl.
2. Eat and enjoy.

You forgot the milk!

 

[Luissa]

I just have a tip, when making oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, use regular oatmeal but replace 1/3 or
1/4 of the regular oatmeal with quaker's brown sugar maple oatmeal. Gives it alittle bit more flavor.
Of coarse found this out on accident when I ran out of regular oatmeal.

 

[Luissa]

Xotoxi's Dry Cheerios

1 Bowl
Cheerios

1. Pour Cheerios into bowl.
2. Eat and enjoy.

I think my son was the only baby who didn't like cheerios.

 

[strollingbones]

one of you can cook....the ginger beef takes a while...good recipe...

echo you take that canned fast food shit in public?

i have posted recipes but everyone is low fat...aint nothing low fat about anything i have posted.

thinking....okay here is one..from gordon ramsey

pork loin roast...split it in half not completely but ya know mostly like a sub....

put sage leaves...fresh ones....on the botton of pork loin..then zest a lemon on top of sage leaves...wrap with butcher's twine (o hell no i dont have any....use tooth picks to hold it together just removed them when serving) salt and pepper to your taste...pop on grill or grill on stove top then put in oven...use a meat theometer...you know can eat pork pink now....i am old school..no pink

 

[strollingbones]

omg that av....whew you are giving an old woman hot flashes....

 

[Big Black Dog]

Big Black Dog's Toasted Marshmallows

1. Build a camp fire.
2. Find a fairly straight long stick.
3. Using your pocket knife, whittle a sharp point on one end of the stick. I recommend the small end.
4. Stick a marshmallow on the sharp end of the stick. If you feel adventureous, put two of them on it.
5. Hold stick over the fire.
6. When the marshmallow either turns black or catches on fire, it's ready.
7. If the marshmallow is actually burning it is recommended to blow out the flame.
8. Eat the marshmallow.
9. Repeat until you're tired of it and then start drinking beer.

Note: If you're real careful you can do this in your car if it's raining outside while on your camping trip.

 

[xotoxi]

Xotoxi's Dry Cheerios

1 Bowl
Cheerios

1. Pour Cheerios into bowl.
2. Eat and enjoy.

You forgot the milk!

That's because milk is not part of the recipe.

You might be confusing it with Xotoxi's Dry Cheerios with Milk.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Xotoxi's Dry Cheerios

1 Bowl
Cheerios

1. Pour Cheerios into bowl.
2. Eat and enjoy.

My wife makes a great Dry Fruit Loops dish. Very similar to your receipe. Try it sometime for a little something different!

 

[xotoxi]

Xotoxi's Dry Cheerios

1 Bowl
Cheerios

1. Pour Cheerios into bowl.
2. Eat and enjoy.

My wife makes a great Dry Fruit Loops dish. Very similar to your receipe. Try it sometime for a little something different!

That sounds glorious!

It is probably similar to my Xotoxi's Dry Fruity Cheerios recipe...only less oaty.

 

[strollingbones]

corn pops....i love them things....follow xox instructions but delete the bowl.

 

[xotoxi]

Big Black Dog's Toasted Marshmallows

1. Build a camp fire.
2. Find a fairly straight long stick.
3. Using your pocket knife, whittle a sharp point on one end of the stick. I recommend the small end.
4. Stick a marshmallow on the sharp end of the stick. If you feel adventureous, put two of them on it.
5. Hold stick over the fire.
6. When the marshmallow either turns black or catches on fire, it's ready.
7. If the marshmallow is actually burning it is recommended to blow out the flame.
8. Eat the marshmallow.
9. Repeat until you're tired of it and then start drinking beer.

Note: If you're real careful you can do this in your car if it's raining outside while on your camping trip.

I like to use metal skewers instead of sticks because they don't burn.

 

[Dis]

Xotoxi's Dry Cheerios

1 Bowl
Cheerios

1. Pour Cheerios into bowl.
2. Eat and enjoy.

You forgot the milk!

Duh! It's called DRY Cheerios.

 

[Valerie]

Xotoxi's Dry Cheerios

1 Bowl
Cheerios

1. Pour Cheerios into bowl.
2. Eat and enjoy.

You forgot the milk!

Duh! It's called DRY Cheerios.

This is really great, I've learned something new already in this thread!

But do you eat it with a spoon, I wonder?

 

[Zoom-boing]

Big Black Dog's Toasted Marshmallows

1. Build a camp fire.
2. Find a fairly straight long stick.
3. Using your pocket knife, whittle a sharp point on one end of the stick. I recommend the small end.
4. Stick a marshmallow on the sharp end of the stick. If you feel adventureous, put two of them on it.
5. Hold stick over the fire.
6. When the marshmallow either turns black or catches on fire, it's ready.
7. If the marshmallow is actually burning it is recommended to blow out the flame.
8. Eat the marshmallow.
9. Repeat until you're tired of it and then start drinking beer.

Note: If you're real careful you can do this in your car if it's raining outside while on your camping trip.

Optional recipes:

1. Get kids to roast mallows while you drink beer.

2. Get kids to nuke mallows for 10 seconds in microwave while you drink beer.

3. Get kids to fetch another beer on their way back from the mallow melting.

4. Forget mallows, beer nuts are better with beer.